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[challenge entry] All the yellow signs here, have a golden oldie.
have a golden oldie.

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(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# it must be
judging from the twats who wait right in front of the door of the tube when youre trying to get off.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# ^this
I like to jockey them and get right in their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Wait until the last minute
then 'help' them off the train with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# me too - just plough through them and make no effort to avoid people standing in the 'optimal path'
if i hit any of them, they will know they are at fault
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Is "jockeying them" similar to giving them a wedgie?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# No, I literally mount them and ride them up and down the platform.
They don't get in the way ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:32, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)