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(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# It's alright.
Nobody with an IQ over 90 watches Five anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# *ahem*...erm....
Yeah... I dont watch the gadget show....

/runs
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# /presses escape
/debugs
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# Not even for the odd Steven Seagal movie?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# There are Seagal movies that aren't 'odd'?
Do tell...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Umm... not really.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1wcBFLRj78&t=1m26s
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# then tar me with an idiot brush
They have the best films, the gadget show, CSI, law and order and lots of silly documentaries about EXTREME HOUSE BUILDING or something.

ITV is my generally recognised 'thicko' channel.

*dribbles*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# Wall-to-wall ludicrous fantasy murder investigations your thing?
Are you sure you're not my Dad tracking my internet habits?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# ENHANCE *beeping*
No - i just saw a reflection of your retina in the pixels transmitted on that post - i am not your father. The DNA (and pixels) told me so.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# You got me there.
They do have the odd good film on there.

Oh and sorry to TJ guys, but which music production software would be best to start out with, Reaper or Ableton? And where would I get either one for the Mac?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# You're a mac user eh?
So your IQ must be over 90?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# BURN THE MAC USER!
(and his hipster glasses, man-bag, and scarf)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
# see evidence of my CSI skills above ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Gah D:
The telltale hipster pixel, followed by a CGI montage!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I've heard great things about Reaper...
...sadly I can't get it to play nicely with my USB interface at the moment.

/perils of the modern-day guitarist :D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# I don't understand this, but it sounds sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:31, archived)
# Ahh okay. Cheers!
I'd be mainly doing loop work with it anyways.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:36, archived)
# Then in that case, fruity loops!
I used to use it on PC and a few mates swear by it.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I bet they do
I bet they say "what the bloody hell's this?"
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:38, archived)
# I'll have a go with a few.
Judging by screenshots, FL, Reaper AND Ableton all look fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Try using more cowbell.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Reaper 4 has just come out.
It's free for home use.

I've never used it but have heard very good things about it.

Download from Cockos website:

www.reaper.fm/download.php

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Ahh, brilliant!
Doesn't mean I have to take out a loan or *ahem* acquire it by other means!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# It costs $60 for home use, surely?



There is only one version of REAPER. We offer two licenses, depending on how you use it.

$225: full commercial license.
$60: discounted license.

You may use the discounted license if any of the following is true:

You are an individual, using REAPER only for personal use.
You are an individual or business, using REAPER for commercial use, and the yearly gross revenue does not exceed USD $20,000.
You are an educational or non-profit organization.


(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:48, archived)
# It's probably a trial I just downloaded then.
Haven't opened it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# There's a 5 second nag screen that appears when you start the program, if you haven't registered after 30 days.
if you haven't registered after 30 days.The program remains fully functional.
Sounds free to me...

If you really like it and make money from it go ahead and register.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Ahh, so not too different from a trial of Photoshop.
I might register after a while then, if, or course, I make money from the music I make.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Ah, right, I see
Like good old-fashioned shareware. I might get hold of that myself.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 13:33, archived)
# ACT NOW
and they'll send a man around to de-tune your television so you can't receive it.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry] All the yellow signs here, have a golden oldie.
have a golden oldie.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# it must be
judging from the twats who wait right in front of the door of the tube when youre trying to get off.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# ^this
I like to jockey them and get right in their faces.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# Wait until the last minute
then 'help' them off the train with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# me too - just plough through them and make no effort to avoid people standing in the 'optimal path'
if i hit any of them, they will know they are at fault
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# Is "jockeying them" similar to giving them a wedgie?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# No, I literally mount them and ride them up and down the platform.
They don't get in the way ever again.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:32, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# thanks for the heads up
*avoids*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:20, archived)
# DIE IN A FIRE!
(Am I doing this right?)
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# If you're not sure, just follow the crowd!
Here, fancy some hard drugs?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# oooh yes please!
Soft drugs sound horrible
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just slip this in here....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# we buy nyany car?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)