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Aye we lost a mate to that earlier

it was pissing it down an'all, so there's gonna be an awful lot of wet frocks n running mascara!

The rubber queens will be laughin tho...

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..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)

i've seen the way my mates behave when i'm there

i dread to think what kind of shit they get up to when i'm not!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)

Our mate was off his tits on MPA and M-Cat and hadn't slept the entire weekend when we last saw him

and said he was gonna go home to get some MDMA he'd been saving for the event, so I dread to think, really.

He's probably hugging lamposts and dancing to the level crossing beeps by now...

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..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)

sounds like me last time i went out!

except i spent half the night looking at my hands and the other half gurning at a dentist, with a brief pause to snog some random bloke

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)

I did a bit of that this weekend

hand gazing I mean, mainly 'cos my varifocals arrived from Hong Kong whilst I was off my tits, and it was really trippy being able to get the TV and my hands in focus simultaneously.

It'll be a while before I get the hang of that but needy as my eyes seem to have suddenly decided in the last month to age 20 years.

Least I wasn't daft enough to pay Specsavers £300 for them like a mate did, daft sod...

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..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)

i'm still trying to get used to

no peripheral vision on my left side. it's making me really paranoid :(

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)

What happened

there then?

My eyes just suddenly decided to go 60 out the blue and stop re-focussing anymore...

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..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)

birth defect

knew it was coming, i've got about 6 months left before i'm blind in my left eye, then they'll do the cataract in my right eye, so i'll still be able to see, hopefully

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)

Lordy...

I'll stop moanin about mine then shall I?

You win!

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..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)

moan all you like

i've had 30 years to prepare for this :D

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)

I suppose that's something

mine just turned up, along with a load of eye floaters they tell me may take years to clear, happened after a fit of coughing I had from a chest infection, nobody seems to be able to tell me why but I got a new glasses prescription handed to me by Boots and ran out before they could try and sell me anything!

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..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)

possibly ruptured blood vessels caused by coughing

i was born with twisted nerves in my face, which connected my left eye to my jaw, under the skin, fortunately. after 15 years of surgery, you can't tell there's anything wrong and the nerve damage has turned my eyes from blue to green, which is a bonus. however, the nerve degeneration has sped up in the last few years and i WILL go totally blind eventually.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)

Sympathies my love

as you say at least you had plenty of warning n know what's goin on, guess that's summat.

Enjoy it while you can, eh?

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..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:32, archived)

i intend to

and when i can't see, i'll have the perfect excuse for pulling ugly blokes!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)

Hahaha!

Aye fuck it eh, if there's nowt you can do to stop it go into it smiling and putting a finger up at it! :)

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..wil, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)