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# Blinking cops!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# blinking epileptic seizures
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# While this is very clever, it's not going to go down well with the anti-spack brigade, with whom increasingly I find myself sympathising.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
# I am going to hide your post, as my headache is much too large to fit in my garage.

goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:57, archived)
# ^ adopts similar strategy.
/head feels like a frenchman has been living in it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# I'm the same today
is it something in the air?

Maybe it's the beginnings of an urge to riot...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Don't!
Night by night it's getting closer to my front door. It's nearly into my postcode!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# tell me about it
I'm walking distance from tottenham high street.

came back off me hols on Friday, out of tottenham hale to find police tape and camera crews everywhere.

Then went to hastings at the weekend - thank fuck I missed it all.
(except I could have done with a new telly)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# *hugs*
Best out of it. I'm looking forward to when the looting reaches John Lewis. Much better pillaging to be had there. And the cafe is pretty good as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# when I heard they were looting a carpet shop I thought rioting had truly reached the middle classes
"I say darling, shall we nip down carpet right and steal ourselves a sample book?"

A shop called Loot in Wood Green didn't get looted which was funny.
The body shop did though.

Strange times :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Strange times indeed.
But, on the upside, it's always good to see an Aldi being burnt down. Tiny steps, tiny steps.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Yeah I heard about the aldi looting
apparently they caused £10 or £20's of damage.

lol
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
# *b'dum tsch!*
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# also
daily mail headline yesterday: "youths storm McDonald's and start cooking their own food

hahahaha!!!

(http://m.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2023254/Tottenham-riot-Mark-Duggan-shooting-sparked-police-beating-girl.html)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# God knows, they would probably do a better job than the usual staff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah, same here
Perhaps my pile of mid-sized hefting bricks will finally come in handy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# don't ask me
I was up all night expressing my disapproval of heavy-handed policing by stealing a flatscreen telly and a load of mobile phones and trainers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# *pssst*
Did you get any BlackBerrys?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# yeah, loads of 'em
but no chargers, innit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# *Marcus Brigstocke vaguely racist 'yoof' voice*
Awww, man that is so LAME!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# my heart goes out to all those people who looted HMV and came away with loads of empty dvd boxes
(Maybe they were actually trying to return cher lloyd's single)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I honestly wish I'd have known
because Wood Green Games Workshop was just going begging
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# get a twitter account
and a balaclava

for all your looting needs :D

(hullo btw *waves*)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# hullo miss
*waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# ok this is giving me a head ache
time to hide
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# And there was me thinking strobocop was funny =/
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# It is :)
But the flashy-ness tends to be a bit of a tricksy one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)
# As the frog said to the elephant
Suffer baby suffer
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Tell me more of this cross-species dialogue...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Worst childhood joke ever (well maybe not the worst)
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in her foot. She is crying in pain when a frog strolls by. So the elephant says, "Help me, help me."
But the frog won't help unless he gets a shag. Replies the elephant, "Anything! Anything!" So, the frog removes the thorn and the frog gets down to business.
Then the elephant stubs her sore foot on a pebble and screams "OOOWWWW!"
Says the frog , in his own little frenzy: "Suffer BABY, SUFFER!!!"

I'm just making things worse aren't I...
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# In all honesty...
yes. :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I declare this day to be...headache day.
(Had one since last night :( )
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)