My legs stopped working so I dragged myself to the phone and called my parents to say I wasn't going to be home that night. They kept the answerphone message for months!
Never touched the stuff since. Creeps up on you.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:50,
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Never touched the stuff since. Creeps up on you.
It has NEVER been drunk indoors, or been paid for with a note.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:21,
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He was taking it to the curry house on the Ladypool Road though.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:30,
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I'm far too classy of a gentleman to be drinking that warm cat piss.
*croissant and champagne*
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:23,
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*croissant and champagne*
but i darent touch this tramp juice...
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:37,
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But you can only drink half of it before you consume more than your recomended daily amount..!
Maybe tramps are supposed to buy one can and share it with a freind on a park bench.....
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:44,
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Maybe tramps are supposed to buy one can and share it with a freind on a park bench.....
is bad enough. Its like alcoholic treacle piss mud.
Yet strangely moorish, and an excellent accompaniment to half a benson and a wash in a pond first thing in a morning.
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:13,
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Yet strangely moorish, and an excellent accompaniment to half a benson and a wash in a pond first thing in a morning.
But it must be 20 to 25 years since I'v had a can now...
I sometimes look at it in the off licience as I pass the shelf with it on, and wonder for a second or two.... shall I try a can for old times sake.... but then always buy something nice instead....
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Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:24,
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I sometimes look at it in the off licience as I pass the shelf with it on, and wonder for a second or two.... shall I try a can for old times sake.... but then always buy something nice instead....

