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# I'm doing it to myself right now.
I'm typing this with one hand.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# I'm sat in an open plan office doing it to myself
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Hi Vag...
I was clearing out my box of FBWDHABT’s (fit birds who don’t have a birthday today) and came across Ann Widdecombe in a tight t-shirt...
Do you remember asking for it? (more than once???)

(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:43, archived)
# Asking for it? eh? eh? eh?
Sounds like WANTING TO BE FUCKED
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# The width of her breasts!
It's like they're repelling each other.
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# ^ and me
I have three more like this, which Colonel Boris asked for.
Would anyone like to see them?
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Umm,
not the last thing I need to see from you for a week...
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# But... but.... but.... but.... but....
I can't resist it....
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# Oh, I thought you meant 3 more Widdecombes, didn't click the link at first
I wouldn't mind a French lesson...
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# YEY!
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
# Well that's me done
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
# Dirty Vicar!
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 7:09, archived)
# Phwoar!
Good old Annie!

She'd get my vote any day!
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:09, archived)
#
---i bet the baby wore a life vest---
(, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)