b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Future Law Enforcement » Message 10507757

[challenge entry] They will succumb to the power of the dance.

From the Future Law Enforcement challenge. See all 110 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# My sophisticated fact-aggregating technology makes the needle point to "They're still cunts".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
#
99% true
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# Here's an odd thing.
I bought some Ibubrofen liquid capsules earlier on today, to help ease my bad leg.
I got a couple out of the packet, and they were lovely, amber-coloured, squishy things. Really appealing lil' fellas.
So, fuck knows why - perhaps the spirit of scientific enquiry, perhaps the spirit of being a prat - I shoved one up each nostril.
Some seconds later, it became clear that I'd shoved 'em too far up my nose for nose-blowing to be of any use.
So I eventually had to get some needle-nosed pliers and extract them. And then consume them in the conventional way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:16, archived)
# loon
Maybe they would have dissolved eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
# isn't the nasal membrane renowned as being one of the most effective
methods of narcotic ingestion? maybe you could of just squeezed your nose for near instant relief? or death.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Good point.
The thought was "these were fucking expensive, I don't wanna waste 'em".
Hey, if my quality of thinking was good, I wouldn't've had a bad leg in the first place ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:45, archived)
# any excuse to get the toolbox out
besides, fifty hits per cap if ya snort em so i've heard
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:55, archived)
#
*tries*



*wastes a couple of quid*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 1:59, archived)
# POLICE LINE DO NOT CROSS
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 23:56, archived)
#

I like that song of theirs that goes tappy tap tap tap
Tappity tap tap tappity tap
TAPPY TAPPY FUCKING TAP
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)