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# And they say crime doesn't pay.....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# ...Ugh!...You were supposed to say:
"Yes, it's very impressive but we'd just like to ask a few questions."
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# I was hoping she might want to take down my particulars....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# and she's wearing her night stick
(or day stick, as the occasion calls for)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Just as long as she's got no hidden cake.....
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# funny that you'd gnaw on her backside, but
ewww at a cake she sat on. Think it over and get back to me ;p
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Unhygienic cake is srs biznz ;-)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
# but unhygienic arse isn't
hmmm
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I never said I wanted to gnaw on her backside though
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# some things are simply givens in this ife
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Well the truth is....
If a lady said "Lick my arse and then I'll suck you off" I'd be like "Yay.. too right I'm up for a bit of that"...
But if I opened a box of cherry backwells and discovered that they had shit all over them... I'd be writting a very strong letter of complaint indeed to Mister Kippling ';-)
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Yay mr Kippling . . .
suck me off and I'll gladly eat this box of shit
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I do usually pay £1.49p to eat a box of his shit...
(, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:31, archived)