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[challenge entry] The future, take it up the ass if you break the law

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(nicktiler, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Breaks the law..
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU&ob=av2e
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:30, archived)
# British steal is one of the few albums that is still as fresh today...
As it was over 30 years ago when I first heard it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:35, archived)
# But then Rob Halford would be the one in the uniform...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Is this some kind of bust?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# And they say crime doesn't pay.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:23, archived)
# ...Ugh!...You were supposed to say:
"Yes, it's very impressive but we'd just like to ask a few questions."
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# I was hoping she might want to take down my particulars....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:29, archived)
# and she's wearing her night stick
(or day stick, as the occasion calls for)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Just as long as she's got no hidden cake.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:43, archived)
# funny that you'd gnaw on her backside, but
ewww at a cake she sat on. Think it over and get back to me ;p
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Unhygienic cake is srs biznz ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:53, archived)
# but unhygienic arse isn't
hmmm
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 17:56, archived)
# I never said I wanted to gnaw on her backside though
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:03, archived)
# some things are simply givens in this ife
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Well the truth is....
If a lady said "Lick my arse and then I'll suck you off" I'd be like "Yay.. too right I'm up for a bit of that"...
But if I opened a box of cherry backwells and discovered that they had shit all over them... I'd be writting a very strong letter of complaint indeed to Mister Kippling ';-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Yay mr Kippling . . .
suck me off and I'll gladly eat this box of shit
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:25, archived)
# I do usually pay £1.49p to eat a box of his shit...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:31, archived)
# i wanna get picked up by the fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:20, archived)
# stop waxing it for a while then
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Looks familiar but
(I helped save b3ta! PFC Hudson, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# I'll take a vowel
and another vowel...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
# I'll take a towel
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 19:46, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 13 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)