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# I'm a seven,
and in heels can top 6'. Side on i look like a golf club with boobs.
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# i was 5"5
now i'm 5"3. my mum has shrunk down to 4"11, which worries me.
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# Reminds me of the Spike Milligan Hitler my part in his downfall quote:
"Mother was a wonderful little woman and getting smaller all the time"
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# pfff!
fuck it, i'm off to drink schnapps and watch dusk till dawn.
g'night all!
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# 'night!
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# night night Smashy
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# BEST BOOKS EVA
No seriously, best books ever. There were about 7 in all, and i loved watching how his style changed.
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# I've got somewhere his "as told by" versions of classic stories
The Black Beauty one is fantastic. There's a poem in there about a horse kicking someone in the balls "Each one swelled up to the size of a marrow/He had to wheel them round in a barrow"
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# I love all his work.
The silly verses, the goon stuff. But his life story, told in his way, is about as good as it gets. You feel like you know him.
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# My dad's got all the biographies
And now you mention it I might borrow them next time I go over
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# haha I used to have that problem but now I have a busdrivers' stomach too
or drivers' airbag as they call it
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