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# It's OUR fault.
Not theirs.

We should all hang our heads in shame at how we've treated these scrounging, violent dolescum who we've never met before.

I for one am totally ashamed of my actions of going to work every day in order to earn a wage to pay my bills and pay my taxes.

I feel personally responsible for what happened last week - I can only apologise to you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# You rich scum.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Bet he's got a business and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# I paid attention in school
and passed my exams :(

I couldn't help myself, the education, it was *sob* it was FREE.

I'M SO SORRY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# As a member of society, I too can only apologise for my part in failing the country so badly.
I've let you down, I've let my family down, and worst of all I've let myself down.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# but it's OK
David Cameron's new American Police buddy will save us!

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Ah yes, because LA and New York are now completely devoid of gang-related activity.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Oh to be fair
you can barely smoke anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# we should be sending a police commissioner over there if anything
and we should be learning from some of the Scandinavian countries
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha, fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Will there be corn dogs?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Which is more or less what the Guardian and Observer was filled with over the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:23, archived)
# Well that is their audience.
Hand-wringing middle-class types trying to out-self-flaggelate each other.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
# I would read the Times or the Telegraph
But both bore me shitless
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:33, archived)
# I've pretty well given up on any one newspaper.
I quite like The Metro; it's the headlines, and a little bulk for if you've got the time.

All this worthy analysis and naval-gazing and opinion is just so much bollocks - opinions on any given problem at any given time:

Tabloids: it's obviously the fault of the forrins.

The Times: it's rather obviously the fault of the forrins, though some of them can be damnably decent chaps.

The Telegraph: it's rather obviously the fault of the forrins, though some of them can be damnably decent chaps, now here's the cricket.

The Independent: actually I met a few forrins during my gap year, and they didn't do it.

The Guardian: it's probably our fault for not knowing enough forrins.

The Daily Fail: HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE.

Next up: The Israel/Palestine issue - which side should YOU support?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I get my news from b3ta more often than not...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:46, archived)
# and Newsround
and the 60 second news on BBC Three
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:27, archived)
# I generally read the Independent, but I couldn't find a copy all weekend on my travels
The Times: Filled with news, but you're giving your money to Murdoch

The Telegraph: Sensible journalism, but old school broadsheet, and tricky on the tube or a train

The Guardian: Sensible journalism, but again, old school broadsheet, and tricky on the tube or a train



(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:54, archived)
# Both the Indy and the Guardian are too "right on" for me.
They're a stone's throw away from writing the "Pollution!" poem that Wrik does on the Young Ones.

You can smell the decaffinated freshly-brewed coffee wafting in from the kitchen every time you open one.

The tabloids and Fail, obviously, can piss right off, and the Times and Telegraph are too much like hard work in terms of managing to coordinate their pages while hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I would prefer that in my face than the general tone of the Times or Telegraph to be honest
I generally like what the Independent gets itself involved with, and ultimately want to read a 'newspaper,' in the morning as opposed to a piece of mindless crap like the Sun/Mirror/Star/Express/Hate, which I wouldn't be seen dead with on my person

There's simply no journalism in freeebies like the Metro, and not enough information for me to get to grips with any news
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:06, archived)
# No I know - The Metro really is yesterday's news, today.
But it's relatively opinion/bias free, which I like. It also has a letters page co-written by Major Cuthbert Arbuthnott and Very Bloody Angry, which is nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Do they have riots in Denmark?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Ignoring problems makes them go away!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)