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# Not the way I torture it!
*is putting off bunging the new set of strings on in the hope that a certain kind of dirty trash Neil Young muse will strike...*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Well "Hey hey and my my...!!"
The more tortured the better by my book....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:50, archived)
# By jolting my practice amp in a certain way, I can make it sound more like a bear's coughing fit than a series of chords and notes.
This pleases me, but is fairly pointless for songwriting purposes...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# But who want's to bother writing songs.....
When you can do something that pleases you instead.....

It sounds like it would be the sort of sound that pleases me too..

I'v just always liked making sounds that no one else can make, even after I'v showed them how I did it....

I just like making noise.... The more unsong like the better....!!

Yay for unsong like unwritten growling bear coughing I say...! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Hey, what the heck.
Making mad noises is far more fun than practicing to become a musician.

*joins the invisable man's mad noises group*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:19, archived)
# You and me each side of the stage....
Just making mad noise for ten minutes.....

Then we run into the middle and have a sword fight using our guitar necks as mighty claymores, everything turned upto eleven...

Bass player stood at the side of the stage hitting his untuned open E string with a hammer..... while sawing at his G with a hack saw...

Now that'd be music...!!!

I'm off to the shop....

I want us signed up with EMI by the time I get back...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)
# That is some damn sexy imagery there
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# They're not returning my calls.
Small wonder, really, since my last publicity stunt backfired spectacularly and ended up with my contact's son being killed by a polar bear, and several of his pals being maimed.
I hope to get IP rights for the voicemail messages, at least...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 15 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)