this has got to be taking the pissamazon readers reviews on david hasselhoffs albums. very funny.
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rob,
Thu 4 Oct 2001, 10:09,
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sadlyamazon.dk doesn't yet exist otherwise you could see a serious version.
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monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 4 Oct 2001, 10:15,
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but one translates thusIn/rezensentin/Rezensentrezensentin/Rezensent in/rezensentin/Rezensent: from Germany
If one regards this CD von Hasselhoff, then its qualitative deficits become quite clear concerning its singing art. The album is to be hardly still over-bid at Simplizitaet. The probably largest proof is the song " DO the Limbo dance ", which at Einfaeltigkeit no more is not to be over-bid. This factory has the musical predicate of a dried roasting herring and is compared with other musicians such as Celine Dion or Whitney Houston an offense. Even Madonna offers qualitatively better music as Hasselhoff.Mein taps: To CD always equal a packing headache tablets buy, because only so one can bear this music.
(If one regards this CD von Hasselhoff, then its qualitative deficits become quite clear concerning its singing art. The album is to be hardly still over-bid at Simplizitaet. The probably largest proof is the song " DO the Limbo dance ", which at Einfaeltigkeit no more is not to be over-bid. This factory has the musical predicate of a dried roasting herring and is compared with other musicians such as Celine Dion or Whitney Houston an offense. Even Madonna offers qualitatively better music as Hasselhoff.Mein taps: To CD always equal a packing headache tablets buy, because only so one can bear this music.
monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 4 Oct 2001, 10:24,
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Germans hate Hasselhoff shock! UK thinks he's great!well, that's a turn up for the books. BTW I am getting totally distracted here - I am trying to research hassellhoff facts for work... and now... I'm buggering about translating german record reviews... grrr.... you b3ta kids.
( rob,
Thu 4 Oct 2001, 10:28,
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On the subject of amazon reviews...Dont know if you will have seen this one already...
www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0595094724/104-1130672-9980719
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Thu 4 Oct 2001, 10:28,
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www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0595094724/104-1130672-9980719
and thencheck out one of the reviewers - bangs on about the retired nurse thing a bit. Very funny but probably a hoax...
www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm/member-reviews/-/A1I8POS5UKVUP7/1/ref=cm_mp_rv/104-1130672-9980719
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Thu 4 Oct 2001, 10:31,
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www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm/member-reviews/-/A1I8POS5UKVUP7/1/ref=cm_mp_rv/104-1130672-9980719
i remember him on light lunch.Some kid asked to go swimming withh him but he said "I've got something better" and gave a signed photo. At the end of the show he proceeded to give everyone in the audience a photo - thus making the sentiment worth even less.
( monkeon schmonkeon,
Thu 4 Oct 2001, 10:19,
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Sad thing isI actually have one of his albums.
OK - my girlfriend won it at a eurovision party, but even so. It is a german import and has a particularly fine track called 'keep the jungle alive' complete with jungle sound effects in the background. It implores the kids to 'keep it alive'.
Aargh. Now I've been searching amazon for Hasselhof stuff, it is recommending me all sorts of shite, esp:
the best of nimoy and shatner
hmm - it has the 'ballad of bilbo baggins' on it. If you've not seen the video for this, you are in for a treat.
(OK - my girlfriend won it at a eurovision party, but even so. It is a german import and has a particularly fine track called 'keep the jungle alive' complete with jungle sound effects in the background. It implores the kids to 'keep it alive'.
Aargh. Now I've been searching amazon for Hasselhof stuff, it is recommending me all sorts of shite, esp:
the best of nimoy and shatner
hmm - it has the 'ballad of bilbo baggins' on it. If you've not seen the video for this, you are in for a treat.
chthonic,
Thu 4 Oct 2001, 10:49,
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