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# Damn these new-fangled hovering Dalek vehicles.
Now rotten old panto-villain bags like this can get up the spiral staircase.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Since I stopped being a child, I've not watched Dr Who.
I don't really know why adults would watch it in the first place,
but surely the daleks' sudden ability to fly would just jar so much that you'd have to stop watching?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# It's worse than you think.
I've only read about the hovering Daleks.
But I actually watch Dragons' Den.
Bastards vs prats.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Really?
That is bad.
I don't watch TV any more.
Except the odd thing on iplayer.
I love iplayer.
iplayer is my friend.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
# AMEN!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:35, archived)
# I've got another couple of 9" x 6" jigsaw pieces here for my mum's community art project.
I need to bung some art on 'em fairly soon.
Got some acrylic paint, some pencil crayons and some coloured ultrafine pens.
Any (family-friendly) ideas? Anyone?

(Previously:) #1:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/girlwithasilverscowl_optimised.jpg

#2:
www.b3tards.com/u/9942169dd61c1e88c8cb/come_on_bus_opt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Family friendly? Like the bus stop one.
The manson family?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:49, archived)
# What about kittens with baby heads:

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I'm going to bed now, and listening to Elvis McGonaghall on iPlayer. Ta-ra!
edit: Bollocks. I confused Elvis McGonaghall with Hovis Presley.
Hovis Presley was funny, but is unfortunately dead and not currently on iplayer.
Elvis McGonaghell sounds like a git so far.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Nighty night! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:10, archived)
# Batman. In a jet. Fighting dinosaurs.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:52, archived)
# I like it.
But please bear in mind I can barely draw and can't paint for shit.
So that's a tricky proposition.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Hmm... maybe there's a way you could trace or lightbox it?
Or alternatively, your own take on a famous poster or album art?
Like the KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
# I'm tempted to run with a fat amateur Batman suffering a twisted ankle while trying to chase a motorist who parked in a disabled space in a supermarket car park without displaying proper credentials.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:16, archived)
# ...
GO FOR IT.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 2:07, archived)
# An exterior view of the Sistine Chapel.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Hmmm... can I merge the Batman thing with that?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Add the Batlamp-on-cloud in the back.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:39, archived)
# Ooooh, nice.
But now I'm thinking along the lines of doing it with the backdrop of a dreary multi-storey car park rather than a beautiful world heritage site.
This is, after all, a community art project. And I live in a staggeringly dreary 'community'.

Cheers for the ideas, though - they've got the juices flowing. And dribbling.
Gurgling.
Belching.
Squirting.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:50, archived)
# Apathy.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:26, archived)
# That's my favourite baby girl's name!
But I don't want to demoralise my mum's community art friends. Some of 'em are very sensitive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 1:35, archived)
# A BOWL OF PRETTY PINK GERANIUMS
 
WITH AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 3:55, archived)