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# Okay, this has an element of the 'work in progress' about it, but . . .
I was making an image of myself in a 3 year old child's wetsuit. I got about this far:



When I had a revelation:



I can actually put this thing on!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:22, archived)
# That's my wanking material sorted for tonight
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# MOAR!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:25, archived)
# we need a collaaaaage
A MUTHAFUCKIN' COLLAAAAGE
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Strangley enough
that last image looks like it should have more image seams than most shopped stuff...

Edit: I meant 'Strangely', not 'Strangley'. Although thinking about it... ;D
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# It's a raw image, only resized and auto-levels applied.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# :DD
this sort of thing would not occur to just anyone :P
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Is that supposed to be reassuring?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:42, archived)
# yes, I assure you
(and re-assure, if that doesn't stick)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Is Pedantichrist having a joke..
I'v asked three times now and you have never answered.... What was the final outcome with your fart cannon?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:44, archived)
# Shit?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Not right now ta,... I'v only just finnished my coffee....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:49, archived)
# I still have the canon
and I still have the bottle of farts.

I do not have enough fart yet ;(

It WILL fire a 3" diameter potato through a dot matrix printer though (or a little over a quarter of a mile, whichever you prefer)
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 15:54, archived)
# At your present rate of collection....
I can see you with your upturned bottle, in the bath, in the olp peoples home... shouting at your carer that "it will work.!"
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:11, archived)
# get your fucking hair cut
hippy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:14, archived)