He's a bit free with this love this Jesus bloke,he told me he loved me and that I was the only one and now I find out he's been carrying on with everyone, literally everyone!
*stands behind door with rolling pin in hand*
(*stands behind door with rolling pin in hand*
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:10,
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That's how he ended up with the AIDS.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:13,
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Of course you must have heard of Christian Aid before - he made it plurals ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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That's not what you told me last night!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:18,
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Oi you! where have you been until this hour of the night?Staggering back in stinking of sacrificial wine having given all your loving out to all those trollops!
*bashes on head with rolling pin*
**I do not in any condone domestic violence except for comedy effect
(*bashes on head with rolling pin*
**I do not in any condone domestic violence except for comedy effect
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:17,
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He's probably a bit pissed that he had to be nailed to that cross on a bank holiday.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:19,
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Serves him right for getting hammered on Good Friday!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Wed 24 Aug 2011, 16:21,
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