I love the expression 'no offence'....It's like a get out of jail free card for rude people.
Morning Toasty no offence but your shoes are weird.
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(Morning Toasty no offence but your shoes are weird.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:39,
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*recoils*Oh my... I've never seen green patent leather feet before.
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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:43,
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My favourite is"with all due respect", because you may as well just say " I fucked your mum".
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Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:42,
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I like the idea of"with all due respect, I fucked your mum"
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:46,
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Hahaha!genuine laugh out loud moment there. For some reason, I'd never considered mixing the two.
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Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:47,
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I hope you do so with regularity from this moment onI'm sure it will bring any argument to a triumphant end almost immediately
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:50,
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It's certainly going to stick in my mind.Christ, now I have to try not to actually say it to someone.
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Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:54,
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I don't mean to be rude, but.... but....
( Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:46,
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I'm not a racist, but... Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:12,
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as Robin "Robin Johnson" Johnson once said...everything before the "but" is a lie
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likeajackhammer,
Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48,
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