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[challenge entry] Nom nom nom

From the Sexy Everyday Objects challenge. See all 85 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:32, archived)
# no offence*
but why do so many people try and keep b3ta shit?

*probably some offence
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Because it IS shit.
It's only a messageboard for posting rubbish pictures, not the judging panel for the Turner Prize*

High horse? Yes? No?

*Which is also shit
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:38, archived)
# some of your stuff is funny ,witty and clever
but a fuckin' hotdog ain't :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:40, archived)
# The god is in the details
Look again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# ITS A COCK IN A BUN.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:02, archived)
# I'm not talking about quality of art, I'm talking about
lack of hummus or effort

Not singling yours out specifically, it's just the straw that broke the camels back this morning.
The challenge is to find objects in compromising positions, not just post a potato that looks like a cock or something that That's life might get a rise out of in 1984.

I just never get why some people miss read "Image Challenge" as "Post any tenuous shit". Surely that isn't challenging unless you use a head dobber.

again, not meaning any specific offence, just wishing the world tried a little harder this morning
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# I've added some alt text
Just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
# yes, that was clearly obvious from the start
again, that's not the point of the image challenge is it
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Yes. Yes it is.
Everyone's got their own interpretation. Some good, some bad, but these are very much relative terms depending on the sense of humour of the person who's looking at it.

Go and have a cup of tea and a bun. It's Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)
# If everyone kept strictly to the letter of an image challenge...some challenges would only attract one page of entries
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:10, archived)
# people subverting an image challenge?
or having an different interpretation to what was originally thought?
Why, that never happens on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:40, archived)
# look, get behind the velvet rope!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:47, archived)
# I'm queuing for a hot dog
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# oh Archie, you always turn up with the same "wise old man of b3ta" claptrap
only to then appear on Twitter or Facebook saying b3ta is shit because no one tries any more (and other mysterious reasons that you say will get you in trouble if you spill)

Why not try saying why you think b3ta is shit here instead of disagreeing with the same points, at least then people can pull their socks up or disagree in person.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:05, archived)
# you are way too uptight
start your own image board
/ignores
(I helped save b3ta! alwayslostinsmoke fulfilling dreams since, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:06, archived)
# uptight/fond of b3ta
same thing, apologies for upsetting you with my opinion which I am well aware is no better than anyone elses.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# it's a bit strange to get upset about people on a website - known for pushing the boundaries of common decency for comedic effect - for pushing the boundaries of your image brief...
(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:12, archived)
# read what I put chap
it's not about deviation, it's about laziness and the things that other people seem to be allowed to complain about without people picking them up on but I'm not.

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:16, archived)
# "I just never get why some people miss read "Image Challenge" as "Post any tenuous shit". Surely that isn't challenging unless you use a head dobber."
"The challenge is to find objects in compromising positions, not just post a potato that looks like a cock or something that That's life might get a rise out of in 1984."

seems pretty conclusive, like...

Never mind.
(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:26, archived)
# yep
I appreciate where I went wrong in half awake rambling
but didn't think it would be right to edit as people had already replied and I didn't want to make them look like mentals, when that's obviously my job.

Anyway
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:28, archived)
# It's probably too late for you to read this but
I concur that way too much slop is posted on b3ta that is borne out of no thought, planning or effort.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 12:59, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:10, archived)
# bug up the arse today, Toasty?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:08, archived)
# no more than usual :)
Just wanting b3ta to be the shining centre of hummus again that I think you do.

And getting my words in the wrong order or being misunderstood
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:13, archived)
# It was looking as though we had a candidate for Dixon's 'Golden Flounce' award for a moment there.
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Oh god, SO MUCH THIS^
(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:46, archived)
# I love the expression "no offence"....
It's like a get out of jail free card for rude people.

Morning Toasty no offence but your shoes are weird.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)
# haha, those are my feet!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:40, archived)
# *recoils*
Oh my... I've never seen green patent leather feet before.
:D


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:43, archived)
# My favourite is
"with all due respect", because you may as well just say " I fucked your mum".
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:42, archived)
# I like the idea of
"with all due respect, I fucked your mum"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
genuine laugh out loud moment there. For some reason, I'd never considered mixing the two.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:47, archived)
# I hope you do so with regularity from this moment on
I'm sure it will bring any argument to a triumphant end almost immediately
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)
# It's certainly going to stick in my mind.
Christ, now I have to try not to actually say it to someone.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:54, archived)
# I don't mean to be rude, but....
but....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:46, archived)
# I'm not a racist, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:12, archived)
#
© mongychops
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# as Robin "Robin Johnson" Johnson once said...
everything before the "but" is a lie
(likeajackhammer, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Is there a Who Ruined b3ta Forever Today competition?
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# it was me
i did it
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:24, archived)
# seriously dude
how could you miss that?

just HOW

HOW HOW HOW HWOAWOHAO AHAOASDL asdf;sdaflkmzxc,.mvzxc .vzxc,mvxc zasdsk;ls *SPANNER EMITTED* mawiwem bamodsfasdl asfdllmsdffsdl;b


splat.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:21, archived)
# miss what?
the cock? I didn't, I just thought it was lazy, which was the point before it got sidetracked in to the usual crap about interpretation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:12, archived)
# it's all crap!
all of it!

craapapyayayap!

everything!

smash it all!

smash the something!

er

I can't type any more as I'll get 4 years in prison for saying it on the internet even as a joke
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 13:19, archived)
# NO! THE THUNDERTANK CANNOT FLY. STOP DOING IT WRONG! STOPPIT.
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 11:59, archived)
# your hotdog appears to be cold
maybe I'm missing something here.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Have a closer look at the "sausage" part.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# is it supposed to be a bell end?..(wild guess)
*still not with it*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:43, archived)
# I think so, isn't your bell end an angry red colour?
isn't your bell end an angry red colour?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:48, archived)
# I painted mine magenta
in accordance with the board :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:50, archived)
# A real man would TATTOO it magenta.
(I helped save b3ta! Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Its bright red because he boiled it.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:57, archived)
# I mean, he BOILED HIS OWN COCK AND TOOK A PHOTO OF IT.
For ART. For B3TA.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:01, archived)
# For the red effect he should have peeled it.
WHERE'S THE COMMITMENT, MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 10:07, archived)
# oo er looks a bit rude
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Welcome to the rest of this week.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 2 Sep 2011, 9:07, archived)