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# we all fucking do it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:32, archived)
# except jesus
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:33, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Ahh maltesers, the least satisfying confectionary item ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:35, archived)
# you are wrong
on every conceivable level
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Maybe, maybe I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:46, archived)
# You are a very bad man
I now medically require Malteasers.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:37, archived)
# FIRED FROM A CANNON!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:38, archived)
# Delicious but deadly
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:43, archived)
# How about something more.... well, oil-based?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Do sweetshops accept prescriptions?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:45, archived)
# The Boots round the corner from us sells sweets
I reckon some talented B3tan could whip up a convincing looking prescription
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:07, archived)
# I'm not a doctor, but I pretend to be one for nefarious purposes
"Dear Boots the Chemists and Sweetyshops,

This is a prescription for Joliet to get a great big bag of Maltesers. Please hand them over forthwith.

Yours with hugs,

Dr. Tribble T. Tribs MD, D.Phil, Dip.Shit, MTV, VH1, GTFO"

Print that out and give it a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Ahh, Maltesers... when you can't be arsed belming yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
How do you eat yours? Oh, hang on a mo...

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:44, archived)
# The lighter way to commit murder
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 5 Sep 2011, 12:47, archived)