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# I also harbour a suspicion that chair might not
pass the next office, health & saftey review.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# 'harbour'? have this...
uk.travel.yahoo.com/p-promo-3361576
man complains about sight of fish in working harbour
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Being a parish councillor in a very rural village this is depressingly (and increasingly) common...
See also:
Too many tractors on roads,
Cows too loud, (they keep us awake)
Pigs too smelly, (make it stop)
Too much mud, (no action asked for)
Why do they have to harvest wheat on a saturday?

And the very best, which we get once a month, "We saw a rat, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT???"
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Local Parish Councillor in a rural backwater?
you're a brave man
/has experience of such Parish Councils
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Aye, the nutter quota is quite high (which I like)
It's the all the stuff generated by people who've moved into an area and expect it to change overnight to their whimsical view of what "country" should be.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Why do farmers scatter tyre-puncturing thorn hedge cuttings all over the road?
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:42, archived)
# creates extra traction
It's like "organic" road gritting :D
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Hahaha
Less cars skidding off the road = less farmers shouting "Get off my land"
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Bloody townies.
i put it to the judge that David Copp is not only a cock but also a cunt.
(, Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)