Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, they're funny cos they're true.Stupid deaths, stupid deaths, hope next time it's not you!
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:17,
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I also harbour a suspicion that chair might notpass the next office, health & saftey review.
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:18,
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'harbour'? have this...uk.travel.yahoo.com/p-promo-3361576
man complains about sight of fish in working harbour
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:31,
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Being a parish councillor in a very rural village this is depressingly (and increasingly) common...See also:
Too many tractors on roads,
Cows too loud, (they keep us awake)
Pigs too smelly, (make it stop)
Too much mud, (no action asked for)
Why do they have to harvest wheat on a saturday?
And the very best, which we get once a month, "We saw a rat, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT???"
(Too many tractors on roads,
Cows too loud, (they keep us awake)
Pigs too smelly, (make it stop)
Too much mud, (no action asked for)
Why do they have to harvest wheat on a saturday?
And the very best, which we get once a month, "We saw a rat, WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT???"
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:39,
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Local Parish Councillor in a rural backwater?you're a brave man
/has experience of such Parish Councils
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:41,
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Aye, the nutter quota is quite high (which I like)It's the all the stuff generated by people who've moved into an area and expect it to change overnight to their whimsical view of what "country" should be.
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Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:52,
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Why do farmers scatter tyre-puncturing thorn hedge cuttings all over the road?
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CanonCaliber A big bore,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:42,
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creates extra tractionIt's like "organic" road gritting :D
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:53,
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HahahaLess cars skidding off the road = less farmers shouting "Get off my land"
( CanonCaliber A big bore,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:20,
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Bloody townies.i put it to the judge that David Copp is not only a cock but also a cunt.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:56,
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that is fantastic! :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:20,
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The latest series of Jim'll fix it has taken on a darker edge than previously......Edit.... I also sometimes spend so long trying to say something funny about the picture, that I forget completely to say how fucking awesome I think it is too, thinking that just because I;v said anything, you'll just be able to guesse how good I really think it is.....
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Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:21,
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he got some looooooooooong legsis he on stilts like Eddie was in that episode of bottom?
Nice chainage.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:25,
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I'v been to see bottom twice at the theater.....It's the only two times in my life, that laughing becaome so painfull that I became bored of it and wanted it to stop... praying for the intermission so I could give my face muscles a break....
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Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:30,
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Absolutely marvellous!*clicks hard*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:34,
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you could have been drawing robots in the time you spent drawing this.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 17:53,
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I'm late, I'm late for a very clickable date!
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 18:50,
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Oh yeah? Well, we'll just see about this!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Tue 6 Sep 2011, 22:20,
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