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[challenge entry] i haven't seen the film or played any of the games

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(arctisticus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:02, archived)
# well you should
very nice though. His helmet looks like a dry tea bag, whereas his lovely skin skirt looks like a wet one, seeping tea juice all over the floor.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# hahaha
exactly
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
#
it reminds when i was in primary school we had to write some fake medieval letters or something and to make them look old we wiped them with damp teabags
(arctisticus, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# me too
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# I didn't....
fully full-on unhappy face
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
# just wipe your soggy bags all over a newspaper instead
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# a dirty teabagging is the cornerstone for many an antiques fraud
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:11, archived)
# Ace :D
Although you should probably play the games and then watch the film if you're planning on doing so. Not a lot of people like the film, I thought it was alright to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:04, archived)
# i rather liked the film
some horrible bits in it, it had Yamaoka's music in it, and was quite authentic for a video game film.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Yeah, at least it wasn't like the Super Mario Bros. Movie.
Where Bowser was Dennis Hopper for no reason.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:08, archived)
# i love that film :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# It still panged a bit of "Hmmm.... I don't think people will 'get it' unless...." bollocks
such as the gender-swap of the protagonist, and absolving the mother of blame...

the game storyline seemed decent enough to follow as is...
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# indeed
but that will never happen. SH2 was quite bleak, what with the main guy responsible for everything including killing his wife. Dont think hollywood would make something like that...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# seem to remember it was good up until a preposterous ending
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:13, archived)
# aye...
as in the actual end... or the sequences in the church?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# church is all I remember, and thinking what the fuck
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# yes... it all got a bit "very", didn't it...
but I do remember having a secret crush on the big-tittied policewoman, though...

she's no Hoolahan, mind!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# sorry.... Callahan
(likeajackhammer, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
# filtered?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:06, archived)
# The PGTips man
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Thu 8 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Hahaha
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 4:13, archived)