Someone told me (I forget who it was) 'Don't argue with knobheads they will only pull you down to their level!' paraphrasing but you get the jist
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Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:04,
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Yep. It's amazing how many proper hissy fits on this board begin with a perfectly rational discussion and just descend from there.Absence of body language cues make it very hard to tell when someone is winding you up.
The internet is not your friend.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:14,
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I was once told a joke about a Ring-Master at a Circuseveryday he would get wound-up by the Circus Clown throwing custard pies at him, make fun of him and generally been obnoxious, finally he got fed-up with it and sough advice from a Counsellor who told him he should learn to retailiate with some quick-witted banter that would turn the tables on the clown and make him look foolish for his bullying. So the Ring-Master when to a school of witty banter and learnt alsort quick-witted retorts and gained a certificate. He thought to himself "Just you wait Clown the Big Shoe will be on the other Foot tonight!" and so he entered the Circus Ring and there was the Clown and once again up to his old tricks and humilitating the Ring-Master then sounding and in a proud loud voice the Ring Master shouted "FUCK OFF YOU RED NOSED CUNT!"
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Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:22,
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Ah - the King of Quick Wit and Ready Repartie (sp?)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:25,
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I think it was me!It's the sort of thing I say...
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:31,
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Ah yes - well done that man :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 12 Sep 2011, 16:32,
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