you know what they say
practise makes you very tired and a bit sticky
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:15,
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hey we always do foreplay
we're just not necessarily in the same room as each other when we're doing it
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:24,
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what about that thing with the jelly, the funnel and the crayons?
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:28,
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Thank you..
I have had a shit day, have gone to the pub and I have been reading through today posts on my phone.
I have just got back to this thread and I have just pissed myself, loling as loud as you can in the middle of the pub. You two have just made my day. Thank you.
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:34,
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I have just got back to this thread and I have just pissed myself, loling as loud as you can in the middle of the pub. You two have just made my day. Thank you.
Why do people have to look at you when you are sitting quietly having a pint and still giggling like a girl?
EDIT: "Build your own cuntshed, hinges free with issue one" - What an image....
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:36,
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EDIT: "Build your own cuntshed, hinges free with issue one" - What an image....
maybe they're giving you the eye?
get in there fella. try some foreplay. locate the brass knob thing at the earliest opportunity. that's my tactic from now on
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:38,
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HA HA HA
* I am going to have to leave soon... this is getting imbarising!
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:40,
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the brass knob is often hidden
and asking where it is shows a lack of sensitivity that may well see you expelled from the fumble zone immediately
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Thu 15 Sep 2011, 18:57,
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