OOOOOH! You used a KNIFE on a PINEAPPLE!EVERYONE knows you don't use a fucking knife on a stupid bastard PINEAPPLE! GOD!!!
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Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:02,
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let her lose some fingersit's the only way she'll learn.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:07,
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I 'peel' mine with a steak tenderiser
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:15,
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I grip the pineapple between the back legs of a goatand peel it with a sharpened shovel.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:42,
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that's a much better technique than mineI already have a sharpened shovel too
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Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:52,
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I sit on them for four daysthen throw them off a building and eat the remains
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 19 Sep 2011, 9:21,
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