Thanks!These Flaming Shit Hammers you speak of sound good, but I'd heard about a new one with the Blessed-o-tron Clank Amplifier 2000 feature, do you have any of those in stock?
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BrassMonkey PRUNES ARE PLUMS! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!,
Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:02,
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Unfortunately not there has been a product recall as the Blessed-o-tronswere considered in violation to the Geneva Convention... which at present it being contested by a group of specialised deaf solicitors.
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Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:07,
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'elf 'n' safety gawn bleedin' mad I tells ya!In my day we'd take the old model 350 Blessed-o-trons back to the shop if they didn't make our ears bleed, and that was before we'd even put the batteries in.
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Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:14,
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The old ways were the best waysbut you have to understand parents nowadays want to wrap their kids in cotton wool... usually to cushion the fall for a 15 storey block of flats but I digress.
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Tue 20 Sep 2011, 20:18,
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