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Your taxi's here.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:32, archived)

That taxi is too small for me

Quiet here tonight.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:33, archived)

Here's another one. Use them as skates.

yes, very quiet - 2 hours since the last thread

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:34, archived)

Oh, you wait for hours and then 3 arrive at once.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)

Ta - that will be useful getting around town

Not much banter either. Normally when no new threads are posted the top one just gets filled up with chitchat. I'm beginning to wonder if there's a public holiday nobody told me about.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)

then use this one...

^{slightly stretched for your benefit...}

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:38, archived)

are you calling her fat?

thats not very nice!

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FIEND, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)

That's just nearer than the other one.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:40, archived)

Or maybe your's are too far away?

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:45, archived)

Well if they are too far away, you could get a bus there.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:48, archived)

You can use this bus.

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:53, archived)

I like

this bus.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:54, archived)

It's a bit fuzzy though

Looks like a ghost taxi

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)

That's why its floating

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)

ghosts are what you get off dead things yeah?

so there has to be a taxidermy joke here somewhere

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)

I presume I'm supposed to say

'Get stuffed'?

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:52, archived)

That'll do nicely,

Ta.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)

If you wanted to pelt us with puns, yes

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:00, archived)

Well you wanted banter!

Best I can offer.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)

Pelt = pun

I was joining in, not having a go :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:16, archived)

Too fucking late.

She's probably in the middle of deleting all her posts and changing her name right now.

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4Q just lurking, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:18, archived)

I want

a big yellow taxi.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:39, archived)

Give me another couple of hours and I'll see what I can do.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:41, archived)

Just don't

pave paradise and put up a parking lot. I'm sick of that.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:43, archived)

And those wretched pink hotels.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:47, archived)

i have a recording of me

singing that somewhere. Don't tempt me.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:50, archived)

I do quite like some of Joni Mitchell's songs. Don't tell anyone, though.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:09, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUMcVqXVp7I

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:42, archived)

Aghh! 80s overload!

i was only on about strawberry switchblade on here yesterday!

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)

That's even worse than I remembered.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:44, archived)

<<Singing along

with the cha-cha-chas, and coughing.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:46, archived)

I find it delightfully surreal

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)

Indeed, although that was slightly spoiled

when I realised "un taxi" in French also means a taxi driver, and she wasn't singing about a sapient car, even though that's what the video implies.

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)

Sapient?

That's a new word for me.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:11, archived)

Of a human level of intelligence

As in Homo Sapiens

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:29, archived)

Yes, I googled it.

It's a bit like sentient, but better. I shall try to use it as soon as the situation permits.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)

We need more female singers in oversized jumpers these days.

And a baritone saxophone going ♪|♪ at the end of every couple of bars

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:03, archived)

Dougal!

We've got to lose that saxophone solo!

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)

It's rush hour

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 22:59, archived)

I bet none of those fuckers will go south of the river though.

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4Q just lurking, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:01, archived)

Jane Wiedlin, 1988

awful.

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:02, archived)

Or Republica, 1998

I quite liked that one

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:04, archived)

You've gone off the version by Reblica?

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4Q just lurking, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 0:27, archived)

And the smug bastards are using the bus lane...

(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 23:36, archived)