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# I've always toyed with the idea of combining a jump with an art work
Cover the ground under a sufficiently high building with fresh canvas and make a splash.
Wonder how big it would need to be to not miss all of the red paint
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:06, archived)
# yeah
and because it's you it'll prolly be front-paged . . .

*sniggers nawwtilly*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:07, archived)
# Take the canvas with you while you jump

It's like jumping into a pool with an airbed, only artier
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:15, archived)
# It might act as a parachute and slow your descent
and then you'd end up only being paralysed for life instead of exploding over a huge area
Nowhere near as arty
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:18, archived)
# Use a lead frame
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
You're so fast . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:27, archived)
# This is ART
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:54, archived)
# You/your victim bleeds red paint?
It would be a lovely picture of a human pizza though :D

edit: Afternings toasty x
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 12:21, archived)
# hello missus, sorry, wandered off
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 15:05, archived)