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# What good would bullets be against something THIS manly?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# well, given that they'd be highly effective.
I'm going to guess, highly effective.

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Ahh well, at least he tried :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# LOLPROJECTILETRAUMA
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# It seems to work for Fidel Castro
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# That's all the cigars he smokes.
The air is so thick around his face, it's impossible for bullets to pass through.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# He's got the old salsa based dexterity innit
easily outmaneuver any incoming.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# bollocks!
why do you think he's always got a cigar shoved in his face? IT'S A FALSE BEARD! IT'S ATTACHED TO THE CIGAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# So in actual fact... *tries to imagine Fidel minus beard*
... Melvin Bragg?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)