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# Wahey! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# This scene needs additional materials
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10553532

Also, a dude playing a guitar while simultaneously killing the badguys with it by swinging it about thusly and like being all badass and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# *scribbles notes feverishly* You may be on to something here!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# gah, if I knew how to search on b3ta I'd find my "ninjas and shit" and "exploding" and "fucking shurikens and shit" posts from long ago
alas... so long ago
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# I could just skim through the entries for that one challenge and go through a second puberty. D:
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# One day I'll make the worlds most awesome fucking action movie
it won't make any sense

infact it'll just be a bunch of generic set piece clichés

it'll be awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:16, archived)
# It's what we deserve after the dissapointing Expendables. Pure, unadulterated awesomeness.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# has that wrestler got... ROBOT ARMS?
*excited face*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# he'd be more badass wrestling with that shark using his bare arms
he'd be even MORE badass if that shark was his trainer and he has to wrestle fucking killer space mecha from hell before rescuing the princess who turns out not too need rescuing as she brought all the killer space mecha from hell and she turns out to be the evil badass behind it all

this is only the beginning....

cue: credits roll to the sound of our hero screaming "WHY1!!!!!!!"

edit: I should add the evil princess chick is like even more hot chick in her evil chick outfit

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Basically, what I expected from The Expendables.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# rather than talking, story, and seriousness
i thought it was poooooo
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# There was so much potential too!
I think if they're gonna give it another go, they need to go batshit insane with it. If it breathes, it MUST have C4 rammed down its throat, pushed out of a chopper onto baying Nazi wolfmen and evil lesbian S&M mechas of the SS.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Does that bearded fella have a robot gun erection?
That looks like a volcano explosion in the backgroud... I love these manly type images :D
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:08, archived)
# is this gun in question the Cobra assault cannon from robocop?
or the Barrett M82, which it is based on?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Yeah, the M82 Barrett 50.cal. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Indeed! 50.cal :D
I rather did enjoy this compo, even though I was pretty much comatose throughout XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# TURBOFUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# BEERD
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# im seeing lots of recent similarities between you and dekionplexis
have you been hanging out with him in parks and dark alleys? Hes a rart bad egg, im.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# he's my cuz
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# A COOL GLASS OF FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# cheap beer makes me gurn like a base
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# SUBBY SHOOP SHOOP

www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/mcgee_subby_shoop_shoop_horse_jape.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# that jape should be in every copy of 'i love horses'
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 19:02, archived)