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# i want to have a shit now
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:06, archived)
# I've had 2 shits today.
That's unusual for me - I usually only go once a day.
I haven't eaten anything particularly spicy or out of date, so why do you think it happened?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:08, archived)
# beans
changes in weather also cause changes to the digestive system which might be disruptive -- causing loose or frequent stool.

or it could be arse cancer
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)
# What consistency were they?
blog.andy.org.mx/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png
An indication of size would also be helpful
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Somewhere between 3 and 4 I think.
Thinking about it: the first shit was at work, maybe I was unconsciously anxious about being away from my desk for too long so didn't finish the job.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Well 3 and 4 are considered normal and healthy
So probably all well (unless they are a funny colour).

There's also now a type 8, "mucus-like quality, sprayed out" but I don't think it's officially been recognised.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# excellent, my new sig...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:23, archived)
# :)
Dug out the full description: "Type 8: Stool has a mucous-like consistency, with bubbles and a foul odor (sprayed out). This may indicate unsafe amounts of alcohol and/or recreational drugs."
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:32, archived)
# Haha - foul odour.
Instead of the usual floral bouquet one has come to expect.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Trust me, if you deal with poo on a daily basis
you soon get desensitised to normal poo odour, and it has to be really bad to qualify as "foul".
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure I want to know,
but what is your job?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# I'm in the social care sector
Not so much now, but I've worked in the past with people who are fecally incontinent
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I couldn't do that.
But I'm glad there are loonies like you who can.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Thanks
although the worst thing in this job is generally the other staff
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 30 Sep 2011, 0:10, archived)
# What does it mean if soft blobs float
I read in the Daily Mail it was something to do with fat and I will probably die soon.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Should indicate a high fibre diet, and generally be a good thing
but I'm not really enough of an expert
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# No no no.
Floaty poos are bad. Definitely too much fat.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:24, archived)
# No - the fat thing is a fallacy
It's gas that makes them float. So basically farty foods.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:35, archived)
# Oh ok. Stupid Daily Mail.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Ooh, that's not good.
Not good at all.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Where's Gillian Mckeith
When you need her poo studies.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:30, archived)
# She's certainly an expert on bullshit
Wouldn't trust her opinion on the real thing though
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:40, archived)
# There are too many random influences which could cause this.
I have been random recently but the bacteria in my gut could be full of wine and curry. Pro-Biotic yoghurt drinks will solve this imbalance.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Well I'm not concerned just yet.
But are those pro-biotic drinks really any good? I assumed they were just a gimmick.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:19, archived)
# I believe they are a con, yes
As I understand it they contain a negligible amount of something the body produces naturally in far vaster quantitites so long as diet is reasonably balanced
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:25, archived)
# I agree gimmick
If you feel bloaty and horrible a small yoghurt drink won't solve it. In may case it's because I drink too much and eat too much crap but advertisers will always sell quick fix for feeling bloaty.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:27, archived)
# BOW BEYOND THE BOWEL DREI: Drei Anus, Multi Janus
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 29 Sep 2011, 23:13, archived)