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# Goatse this!
(Valefar So what?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# that's tonights wank sorted then
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Jesus, that looked so massively NSFW when I first refreshed
A relative of Klarnk?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:15, archived)
# SFW
Just a squid's beak. (If the ring was on one of the fingers I might have been a bit suspicious.)
(Valefar So what?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)
# "Squid's beak"
has to be a euphemism for something, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Euphemism?
Mairzy doats, and dozy doats....
(Valefar So what?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
# And DON'T...
...call me Surely.
(Valefar So what?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
# hmm. that looks like it would be comfortable to sleep on
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)
# My life is fucking over.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:26, archived)
#
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# *sword envy*
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)
# FUCK ENVY.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# jubbly
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# Octopse
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:31, archived)
# HE COMES
and then wipes his cock on the curtains.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
# More fun to wipe it on a plushy.
Makes 'em cry.
(Valefar So what?, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:40, archived)
# no
(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)