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[challenge entry] Von Trier doesn't believe in self deprivation and wants you to have this...

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(FoxyBox has mange, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Demonic fox? *Wikis Antichrist*
Woah... that sounds so fucking metal :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# "METAL" you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Christ on a bike
I've not seen it but the missus was watching it in the other room while I was working

All I heard for an hour was alternate screaming, then crying, then screaming again
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# To be honest, I haven't seen a Von Trier film since 'Breaking the Waves'
but I like your image.

The first one reminds me of the (probably made up) schoolboy howler: "Sir Francis Drake was the first man to circumcise the world using 100-foot clippers"
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Very hard to watch film...
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Took a 21year old to see it at the Art House without reading the reviews...
I think to this day, the mental scars are still visible.
(FoxyBox has mange, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# That was such a fucking pretentiously shit film
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# There was a really strange interview with LvT on Radio 3 the other night.
To summarise: he's nuts. But it's worth a listen...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 1 Oct 2011, 18:47, archived)