
thats bad darts... i've been on the robinsons fruit juice all night, and thank christ, 'coz if i'd had a skinfull aswell as a lungfull and then come here to see this ^ fruit loop whinging about not being allowed to be a pedo i'd have certainly been shouting at my shoes
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Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:14,
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i've done it loads and ive never hit it. but i did throw a hot teabag at a Polish car valeter
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Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:32,
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A few million miles away? Psh, I can piss that far.
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Sun 2 Oct 2011, 1:36,
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is a phrase i've been aware of since childhood via james bond movies but only recently discovered that it refers to those who try to rake the reflection of the moon from a body of water. suddenly everything makes sense.
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