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# A 'chicken tikka madras' from Lidl, then?
EDIT: Check this shit out. Passing it off as her own or something?

banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/art/JollyJack-s-New-works-261358887
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# A firm favourite.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)
# making 0 sense once again
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# I think they're claiming the phrase is copyright. What a fucking weirdo.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# i'm not sure
it wanted to do it earlier www.b3ta.com/board/10557516

i think it's upset that JJ has done it and now thinks he is not human.

now jj cannot be forgiven.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Hopefully that'll keep them away from this site.
If not, well we'll see what happens. I imagine it will be full of flouncing, misunderstanding and making small red marks on fingers.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# FUCKIN' HELLFIRE!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)
# christ, at this rate I'll have to do a crappy little gif for every b3tan that can't be forgiven!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)
# b3ta is pretty much unforgiven
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# lol, more cess for the pit!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# sheesh
The good flounces always happen when I'm busy with other shit.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# I missed the LS18 one, so this more than makes up for it.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# that was classic
this one just seems...oddly sad.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# Mm, it's like watching a wounded dog try and fight back.
A wounded, psychopathic stalking dog.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)
# haha!
A wounded, psychopatic, stalking, UNFORGIVING TO MICHAEL ELLIS dog.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:27, archived)
# No other kind :D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
# That's special.
:ike the sauce.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# She calls us "Waste trolls"
That sounds like some downmarket version of the Wombles
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# or maybe a unionised offshoot?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# waste troll, want troll
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Tips for a skinny waste
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# time waste for no man
or troll
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
#
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# ha ha
this moogymong is funny
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# ok, I've been polite
but now I'm going to say it.

WE HAVE AN ATTENTION WHORE

The world owes you nothing. No matter what your past is. That is life. The future you make. You make. There are few with the right to blame everything on others. I doubt you are one of them.

edit: Also, I do not forgive those who cast evil at b3ta. ner.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# :O
i'm telling! quick tell the internet!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:31, archived)
# *rubs own leg with glee*
I keep a tub of it ready for such occasions
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# if it had have been another forum it would have been told to commit suicide over and over again, with details.
it got treated pretty well here.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)
# aye, most places would have been a barrage of abuse on day one
followed by maintained abuse until gone
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# At least we've been comparably lenient.
They're gonna get eaten alive if they keep this up elsewhere.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)
# aye
it's not hard to at least pretend to be sane

I mean for all you know I could be sitting naked in eel guts* while typing this, but there's no relevance to anything that needs to be said on here.

*best feeling ever, btw
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# mindbleach please
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)
# No mindbleach


Will unspecified fluid & impalement do?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# this shall suffice
i'm off to bed, if there's any drama you can call me on the RED phone with this number 38822255 (fuck)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# nn
:D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Goodnight! :)
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:09, archived)
# You mean that's NOT normal? I always assumed it was!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# apparently no
who knew, man
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Man... well I feel silly now :S
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:59, archived)
# I imagine you suddenly spotting Klarnk amid the eel guts
looking up at you innocently and blinking
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:26, archived)
# anything is possible now
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
#
actually i did make a comment like that, well, i said "try making a noose" non-maliciously with an eye roll www.b3ta.com/board/10548955

looking back i feel stupid for apologizing.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# never mind
you can always be rude again in the morning :D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# hahahaha
on with the cuntery
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# sally forth!
To vileness and cuntentment!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)
# i can make nooses
:D
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# I blame the board Nazis
Where were they when she joined? She never read the FAQ. And continued to refuse to read the FAQ. And yet the Board Nazis let her get away with that.

Board Nazis were too lenient!!
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# What are you, the board nazi nazi?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Naaahhh.....
Just a Bored Board Nazi Nazi. Currently in training.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# HAHA Wtf why am I getting insulted across the internets
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# :o
don't you know how famous you are on the internet?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# I wasn't nasty until she said I would die soon :(
and I posted this
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# It's a little masterpiece
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:15, archived)
# This
made me laugh verily...
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# This guy is an utter hatstand
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# No shit
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Pffft is moggygate still going on then
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# yeah it's spread to deviantarts
JJ released a never forgive tshirt that poured petrol on the fire
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 21:09, archived)
# I don't have any humanism.
Shit.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
# I need that tshirt
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# She was keen to point out an error.

I'm wrong, apparently.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Check EBay
They sell it in tins.
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Have you checked the fridge?
(, Sun 2 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)