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# Halfway!
Drunk, but realizing I should be sober, I am waiting for the remorse to set in, I know I broke the toilet seat last night as I woke up snuggling it at the foot of the bed, am I sharing too much here?

*edit* orange juice! I need the vitamin c!

Wait a minute you don't live with me!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:31, archived)
# no, snuggling the toilet seat while drunk is perfectly acceptable.
Attempted mating with it, however, is not.

Do not cross that line, I know it feels great and all but it's just wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:33, archived)
# Explains the pangs of guilt,
Still doesn't explain the way the dog won't make eye contact with me though,

I think she tried it on with me and won't admit it to herself.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:36, archived)
# guilt will tear you up inside
Which gives an amusing sight for onlookers to be entertained by :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:37, archived)
# Better than the alien deaths gestating in my chest
Does that make sense? I may have to top up and become an alcoholic at this rate,

I'm beginning to hear my heart beat and it's hurting my eyes.....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:40, archived)
# that feeling
it's the power of love

it's a curious thing

makes one man cry.

and another man sing.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Change a hawk, to a little white dove....
More than a feeling, it's why I have taken 300 paracetemol and cut myself awaiting jolly jack to notice me!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:47, archived)
# that line about paracetemol reminds me of an old joke
"Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Because the parrots consumed them in a bid to end their life....
Very dark sir, very dark, especially on the dawn of a new week!
Shame on you!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)
# No, because it's the fucking jungle innit.
HAHAHAHa

hahahaha

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(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Now I'm confused,
Confused, yet arroused, thank god this toilet seat is here, excuse me a moment.......
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:05, archived)
# And that's sticking it to the man
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# i recommend a hangover wank
works wonders
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:25, archived)
# Tried that,
The friction made me woozey
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 8:30, archived)