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# It's really disappointing.
Saying that, they did get a woman with a really nice voice to do the pre-recorded announcements at the Australian Synchrotron.
I mean, there a tube with electrons moving at 95% the speed of light, being bent by massive magnets, releasing massive amounts of radiation as they go and the only noise other than that mentioned above is at 11.00 am: *crackle* 'The lunch van is now outside reception.'
Although saying that, once every twelve hours there is the phrase 'beam injection about to commence', which is the only time it has a mildly interesting air to it.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Synchrotrons? Beam injections?
Christ, that sounds sexy.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:13, archived)
# So you'd think.
But it's anything up to five days of sleep deprivation while running millions of dollars' worth of equipment to get a set of wavy lines out.

Actually, here's a post from my last trip in December:

(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)
# You could record the lab soundtrack from the film and play it as a loop over your PA....
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:15, archived)
# The huge, domed metal roof
is just crying out for a team of ninjas to abseil in. I tried photoshopping it, but I was getting suspicious looks from their psycho security guard for taking photos inside.
(, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)