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# I do, my da taught me
The trick is to hold it in your mouth for every year it's been aged
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:54, archived)
# fuck me
so it takes you 12 years to swallow a single sip of a 12 year old?

(also: always breath out through your nose while you've got the whisky in your mouth. and don't be afraid of a small amount of water. just make sure it really is a *small* amount of water.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Er... that should say one second for every year
I prefer gin anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:58, archived)
# what? WHAT?
i like gin myself but you can NOT compare it to a good whiskey!

pah. PAH, i say!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:09, archived)
# Whisky is just ponced-up metal polish
People just pretend to like it
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Spoken like a true Englishman
Disclaimer: Plenty of Scots fail to see how anyone can get enjoyment from drinking whiskey.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# A baby beer bottle?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 16:57, archived)