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# What - like this?

I'm 44 and I'm really not bothered about your garden. But if it's open to the public, my mum might be interested.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Does she make cake
and do you take it in the rear?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Why, do you like to eat cake while you indulge in sodomy?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:30, archived)
# have you been fucked in the ass
whilst your mom watches with tasty bakes?

No, I thought not. Don't fucking talk about stuff you don't know about. Whilst I'm wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Ok, sorry, I'll leave it to the experts.
It was a bit of a red rag, though, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)
# ya think?
come sit on my lap and feel my smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:46, archived)
# ew
This is getting a bit creepy. I'm flattered, of course, but no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:48, archived)
# You might not be in the garden
yet but be fair, you did poke your head around the fence.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:49, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure I'm following this metaphor,
so I shan't disagree. And I'll try to avoid your herbaceous borders.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:54, archived)
# Long story.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Go on, post your ignore list on /board again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:55, archived)
# Shhhh!!!
I'm trying to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:09, archived)
# WAKE UP!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:51, archived)
# yeah, i saw that.
makes you wonder why you'd bother coming here
edit - not you mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 7:34, archived)
# doesn't everybody?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)
# I experimented with cake when I was younger. Didn't really do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:43, archived)
# maybe it was the wrong cake for the occasion
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:11, archived)