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(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
# YES!!!
*clicks* one of my fave childhood films that too!!!
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
#
psst - what film is it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:57, archived)
# LIONEL RICHIE BUM RAILWAY
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Gold medal.
First post to make me laugh audibly this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:09, archived)
#
batteries not included! star wars
(men boles Benea, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# LIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
#
watership down?
(men boles Benea, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# 4 batteries and a magnet
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# How would that work?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
# i just had to try and explain what a magnet was to my 3 year old boy
we were both left feeling a bit confused
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)
# My daughter's 2. I better start revising.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:48, archived)
# there's no revising for the questions kids ask
for instance, why do we have feet?
errrmm....
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)
# Because if we didn't, our shoes would fall off.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# yeah, you'll be fine
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:08, archived)
# FUCKIN MAGNETS
how do they work?
(I helped save b3ta! Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# night all
I go sleeping time now it is sleep time
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# i concur with that theory
and im going to bed/for a wank also... night!
(men boles Benea, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# IT'S
GAYSHIFT!
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(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:11, archived)
# grab your woman and get busy!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# Love the
broccoli tits
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:44, archived)
# er, yeah - what a great drum break
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:14, archived)
# I hadn't heard it in 30 years. So I thought I'd inflict you all with it.
Funk!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:18, archived)
# YAY!
*pulls up a hot tub*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:20, archived)
# ha ha, oh good god!
...still would tho
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:21, archived)
# !
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Well there's tonight's nightmare sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:27, archived)
# Birds and the base

Night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Haha! This would have been as much as a mindfuck without the 'Base.
Goodnight!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:33, archived)
# aww c'mon!
you can't just leave Li'l Pedro all dressed up and no place to go
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:34, archived)
# Ok, one for the road then...
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:41, archived)
# brb, lol
c ya
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
# sexy time!
that's quite a package she's got
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)
# techno fuck
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)
# No!
flashbacks.

If only I could photoshop what I'm thinking. The hot tub party we crashed, and immediately fled. HELP! 40 people in a tub.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)
# I think I'm glad you can't 'shop that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:38, archived)
# YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:46, archived)
# quite frankly I think
that movie has been over hyped by the nostalgia crew!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:24, archived)
# that's the thing with nostalgia though
it's loaded with sentiment, so it'll be something you'll always enjoy.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 0:37, archived)
# I like this
and the film too...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)
# Ha ha
.

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(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# duracell minus?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Got your message
and I have you confused. not my intention. I'm not on the bike, I'm the photographer. That's Adam 'Chad' Child of MCN on the ride last weekend.
I'm a bit too fat and old for all that lark although if you really want to see me on the championship bike of this year I have this handy ;)


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And for the late night pricks who will have fun putting cocks and crap on this? I'm 46 years old. It won't bother me until you bring your bitterness to my garden. Then it's funtime :)


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:01, archived)
# nice!
btw, i'm a late night prick now too, but we prefer to be known as the gayshift ;)
adam child as in the wild child, ex "bike" mag? it's been a while since i've heard anything of him, but then i'm not in blighty anymore.
tell him his leathers are vile ;)

are you a freelance photographer?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:12, archived)
# His leathers are fucking atrocious.
but he was a guest on the bike. I could not possibly tell him ;) But I will soon ;)



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Do not misunderstand!. I can still rip up the tarmac. I just ''shift'' differently.

edit:// yes, I'm freelance or Ducati. Whichever comes first ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:20, archived)
# ah, i just realised i'd confused him with martin child
please don't let it be jhp ducati.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:31, archived)
# jhp Ducati
sponsored my mate Leon, who won the 848 challenge.

When I say Ducati I mean 'Ducati UK or Global' rather than dealers. Met mr Del Torchio last Monday night. it's not Beyonce. It's more important than that ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:34, archived)
# i fell out with jhp big time
it a long a painful story, so i won't go into it now
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:09, archived)
# good.
i was drunk with them all last weekend ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)
# I used to think my Norton Commando 850 was fast.
Let me guess. 200 horsepower.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:36, archived)
# No, it's only around
(depending on settings) 140HP but it's an 848 evo race bike and weighs over 60kg less than a supersport 600RR racer.
It's the most powerful bike in its class. At the dealer, that's before you fit it with race trim.
lovely bike. Too small for me. Track wise i'm waiting on the new 1199 Panigale after last having a 999RR sport bike.

(I'm on a 1100S Hypermotard right now. With an old 2004 Suzuki GSXR1300 Hayabusa for sale )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:45, archived)
# errrmm....
it's the ONLY bike in its class ;)
i'm tempted to buy one.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)
# it sits between the
sport bikes and the litres. So that class. ( like the 750 etc.)

It's great. I can get a discount. ( seriously )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:12, archived)
# and I'm off to bed. here's the bike straight out of the box
and ready for the road.


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goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:22, archived)
# I've always loved Ducatis
The desmos were cool.

I'd be terrified to ride one now. Pedal power is my thing. I'm on an Ibis Mojo. It's kind of the Ducati of mountain bikes, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:20, archived)
# Ducati make mountain bikes too :)
I was darting around Silverstone paddock on one all weekend ( It's less embarrassing than using a honda or yamaha scooter)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:23, archived)
# What - like this?

I'm 44 and I'm really not bothered about your garden. But if it's open to the public, my mum might be interested.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:22, archived)
# Does she make cake
and do you take it in the rear?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Why, do you like to eat cake while you indulge in sodomy?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:30, archived)
# have you been fucked in the ass
whilst your mom watches with tasty bakes?

No, I thought not. Don't fucking talk about stuff you don't know about. Whilst I'm wanking.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)
# Ok, sorry, I'll leave it to the experts.
It was a bit of a red rag, though, wasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:39, archived)
# ya think?
come sit on my lap and feel my smile :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:46, archived)
# ew
This is getting a bit creepy. I'm flattered, of course, but no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:48, archived)
# You might not be in the garden
yet but be fair, you did poke your head around the fence.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:49, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure I'm following this metaphor,
so I shan't disagree. And I'll try to avoid your herbaceous borders.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:54, archived)
# Long story.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Go on, post your ignore list on /board again.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 4:55, archived)
# Shhhh!!!
I'm trying to sleep
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 5:09, archived)
# WAKE UP!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 8:51, archived)
# yeah, i saw that.
makes you wonder why you'd bother coming here
edit - not you mofaha
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 7:34, archived)
# doesn't everybody?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:32, archived)
# I experimented with cake when I was younger. Didn't really do it for me.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 2:43, archived)
# maybe it was the wrong cake for the occasion
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:11, archived)
[challenge entry] have not fucked with your image
have this instead. it fits the briefs

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 3:10, archived)
# Oooof!
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Tue 4 Oct 2011, 12:49, archived)