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# do you think apple will say they have invented death now, and will sue anyone who dies from now on?
Its a shame that he died before his time, and he did do a lot of things for the technology world, but ive never been an apple fan, so im trying to balance respectfulness and b3ta-like cuntiness infused with a tint of dislike for apple.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)
# iRIP
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)
# iDeath
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# iTombs
What do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)
# A basket of used tits.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# oooh
*uses*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# dude! that's sick!
they are already "used"!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# I can get good mileage out of a used tit, let alone a whole basket of them.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# You convert them into fuel?
and put them into a skoda?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
# No, i straddle one and ride it through country roads.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)
# isn't that the best feeling ever?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# *breast* feeling ever
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)
# maybe you could sell them, and make a profit
TATER'S TITS!

FINEST OF ALL MAMMARIES!

DON'T SETTLE FOR ANY OLD KNOCKER!

YOU'VE TRIED THE REST!

NOW TRY THE BREAST!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)
# NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)