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# RIP, Mr. Jobs.
:(
(Valefar So what?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Stoopid macs.
They dont upload images on posts
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] The picture the op needed

Also Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# and now
iRot
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)
# FOREVA IN OUR HERTS
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# I tried to make a gag like this
i tried..
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:39, archived)
# I think I will wait for the iDed2
first gen is for suckers.
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Ah yes,
A second bite of the apple.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:38, archived)
# worms detected
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:26, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 4:04, archived)
# *psst* I'm using one right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# wheres the image then?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)
# *hurries over to b3tards, chooses random image*
chooses random image*

Saved it for the "Supervillain and Alcohol" compo should there be one.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# im off to bed
i should have been kipping an hour ago, but nothing addicts one to b3ta like a celebrity death or flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# n.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Wow, didn't realise the time. Good I don't have to be up early tomorrow I guess!
Nighty night :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:44, archived)
# now he has little x's for eyes
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:55, archived)
# x.x;;
blargh, i am ded
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:56, archived)
# (x-o-
(sideways)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# do you think apple will say they have invented death now, and will sue anyone who dies from now on?
Its a shame that he died before his time, and he did do a lot of things for the technology world, but ive never been an apple fan, so im trying to balance respectfulness and b3ta-like cuntiness infused with a tint of dislike for apple.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:07, archived)
# iRIP
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)
# iDeath
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# iTombs
What do i win?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:20, archived)
# A basket of used tits.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# oooh
*uses*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# dude! that's sick!
they are already "used"!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# I can get good mileage out of a used tit, let alone a whole basket of them.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# You convert them into fuel?
and put them into a skoda?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:30, archived)
# No, i straddle one and ride it through country roads.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)
# isn't that the best feeling ever?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# *breast* feeling ever
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:36, archived)
# maybe you could sell them, and make a profit
TATER'S TITS!

FINEST OF ALL MAMMARIES!

DON'T SETTLE FOR ANY OLD KNOCKER!

YOU'VE TRIED THE REST!

NOW TRY THE BREAST!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:41, archived)
# *chortle*
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:00, archived)
# NEXT!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# I get all my news from b3ta these days
Weird...
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:04, archived)
# ^this
i expect their share price to drop tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:35, archived)
# I was just thinking about that this morning
that when Steve Jobs and Warren Buffett die, the share prices of Apple and Berkshire Hathaway will go down and probably never completely recover.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:52, archived)
#
:(
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now ๐Ÿ‘Š, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)
# apparently you lost none of your Mac towers?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:06, archived)
# Is Steve Lemac dead?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# No - Mr Jobs, the Jobcentre mascot.
He looks a bit like Mr Chips from Catchphrase, but with more sportswear and pimples.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:09, archived)
# Ohh, that's a shame
I'd like a job, Maybe I could dj via my iphone* for radio 1
*doesn't own iphone
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:12, archived)
# hahaha
that bastarding made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:13, archived)
# well fuck!
this is going to push my post down the board rather quickly :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:14, archived)
# Fear not.
I didn't waste a thread. I added a picture as this one seemed to need it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Goodnight sweet prince
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# Oh
it's actually fucking true. I thought it was a joke.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# you horrible horrible man
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# i'll still marry you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# dig jobs dig jobs
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# and i thought your comment was serious, such is the nature of god worship amongst apple fans.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:24, archived)
# HE CHOKED ON A CORN MUFFIN
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:40, archived)
# just what b3ta needs
another fucking talk board
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:15, archived)
# looking at this image is EXACTLY like reading /talk
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)
# CRANK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)
# oh man, you put me off my stroke
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# O_O

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# ow gawd!
*bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Hahahaha
been a while since I saw this little beauty
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# He's thrusting his stick!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
[challenge entry] iGrave
Photobucket
I heard you can play angry birds on it too.
EDIT: now with angry birds.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:21, archived)
# haha
Shouldnt it be 'angry worms'?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# Haha
*kicks self for missing more obvious joke*
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:32, archived)
#
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:58, archived)
# we can rebuild him
we have the technology
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:22, archived)
# BumPod!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:23, archived)
# BUMPOD HAS IMMEASURABLY IMPROVED MY LIFE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:29, archived)
# RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)
# BUM
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:59, archived)
# 4LIFE
&DEATH
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 2:18, archived)
# omgwherecanipurchase
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:26, archived)
# iLike talking on this board
the iBoard
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:28, archived)
# so do i. but ilke it when people start new threads with a pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:38, archived)
# night all
time for iSLEEP

not iBIGSLEEP
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:43, archived)
# wo ist mein cunting Bild, board nazi?
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 1:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 3:15, archived)