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# YES!
i'm not sure which i love most, the lasers, the chainsaw, the fact that i'm half-horse or the shaggy from scooby doo-inspired wardrobe!
*clicks hard*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Going somewhere Smashy??


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:51, archived)
# hospital
big op coming up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
# same here....iliac artery bypass soon.....surgeon mentioned two dreadful words:major surgery(gulp)
I'll wish us both good luck :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:12, archived)
# ooo, nasty!
i'm having reconstructive surgery on my swiss-cheesed innards. morphine FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# Good luck to you's both, make sure they don't cut out any of your funnys.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# no chance of that :)
was in a car crash a few years ago, almost got thrown out of A&E for being rude :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:48, archived)
# I hope A+E is not how you plan
on admitting yourself.

"Ello? 999? I is ready for my operationz."
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# arf!
definitely not!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# Best of luck to you too E. Dubya, when the time comes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Hope it goes ok Hun.x

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:14, archived)
# thanks :)
they can't possibly fuck me up any worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# What have they done???
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# nothing
had stones as a teenager that went undiagnosed for a couple of years. then they went walkabout and decided to attach themselves to my organs. cutting them off left holes in places there shouldn't be holes. i'm just pretty much fucked up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Best wishes SM
I hope you have a sexy surgeon
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)
# i hope so!
if it's the one i had the consultation with, he's about my age and well fit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Sorry but since we do black humour here
www.imdb.com/title/tt0094964/

Best to E Dubya as well
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:58, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# In retrospect...
I should have made you half-dinosaur and compo'd it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 19:53, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Shirley...it's a bit premature for a smashmonkey retrospective!



/good luck smashie
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# i bloody hope so!
and thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Good luck with that
it sounds not altogether pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# i'm used to it
and not having it done would be infinitely more unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Still, don't be posting pics of the op here, will you?
(I helped save b3ta! Corkydog is neither a dog nor made of cork., Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# hell, no
i'm not flashing my innards to anyone but my surgeon
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Innards is a great word
It always makes me think, if you have a hernia or something, they become outards.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# trust me, they do
got the hernia scar to prove it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 6 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)