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# Feeeed meeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# SWEET DANCING GRANDMA!
cat's mouth and eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# Cats mouth, baby eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# baby what?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Those are it's real eyes, just added a bit of yellow to them.
(well, pissed in them, but same thing)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:40, archived)
# they look like gold balls
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# I think you're warming to him/her/it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)
# it puts me in mind
of the baby in the dawn of the dead remake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# I know i'm drunk now....
I just got another beer, poured it out into my glass and brought a can in too!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# heheheh
are you craving a fried egg butty yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# NOooooooooooooo
It's always hot pork butties for me! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:04, archived)
# i get that fried egg craving
and nothing else on earth will do
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# I only ever crave egg in the boiled form,
Then it's gotta have a runny yolk,
anything past that is depressing!
whense drunenized you can NEVER get the timing right!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:13, archived)
# place egg in boiling water
take out after 3 minutes.
eat with toasty soldiers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Not good whilst time is bent due to beer!
And making soldiers, I have cut my thumb whilst drunk too many times to try again!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:22, archived)
# set the stopwatch on your phone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:28, archived)
# Doesn't work, it's an iPhone
Its in mourning.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:42, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:50, archived)
# fuck me, that`s horrid
nicely though
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I think it's teething
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# it needs
milk!
(cheebatv, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Well it shouldn't have eaten all the cows then!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:42, archived)
# mmm
milky beef....
(cheebatv, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# COW MILKSHAKES!!
want one...

Or more beer

BEER! you loose
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 8 Oct 2011, 0:07, archived)
# Kill it!
Kill it with extreme caution!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:47, archived)
# crush it with over-parenting!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 7 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)