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# not tonight, sorry
been at the hospital all day, i'm absolutely shattered :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# The hospital! What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# it's a big building with sick people in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# it's a place where people go to see a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# It's a large building with patients
* But that's not important right now...

EDIT: "Mind the Piss!"

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# How did it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# lots of poking and prodding
got to go back next wednesday for a cystoscopy. i'll be anaesthetised, so i've got to be picked up by someone and can't be left alone for 24 hours. after that, it's just waiting for the big op.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# oh dear
what's up?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# i'm having reconstructive surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# crikey!
will you be a Bionic Smash Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# i wish!
but as long as they get all my bits working the way they should, i'll be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# just make sure they put all the right bits back in the right places
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# good point
I'd love a nasal pancreas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# o_0
* They have not cured the Fanny-Fart problem yet then?

"GET WELL SOON SMASHY!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# But nostrils by anus, not so jolly
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# ew, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)