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# MUMMY! WANT FOOD, MUMMY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# oh my god
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# I think the screaming baby that we have had here all day has got to me
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Oh my lord!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# ^ Would

* With flaming hamers!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# you'd love the sauce then
www.b3tards.com/u/ed6e00a77f19d9e44cba/nobodyknows.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Go on then...

Edit: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.............. My eyes!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# or
www.b3tards.com/u/ed6e00a77f19d9e44cba/shotputt.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# hahahaha
not really NSFW at all, but a mod once linked a similar pic so i'm linking it
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# haha
I think he just received a javelin in his discus
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# hahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# happy candles wobblefuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha... I FUCKING LOVE WOBBLY CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# candles!
happy day!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Thanks Smashy!
I can hardly wait for my special b3taday, candle-fish tonight...
* Are you going to have time to knock one out?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# not tonight, sorry
been at the hospital all day, i'm absolutely shattered :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# The hospital! What is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# it's a big building with sick people in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# it's a place where people go to see a doctor
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# It's a large building with patients
* But that's not important right now...

EDIT: "Mind the Piss!"

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# How did it go?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
# lots of poking and prodding
got to go back next wednesday for a cystoscopy. i'll be anaesthetised, so i've got to be picked up by someone and can't be left alone for 24 hours. after that, it's just waiting for the big op.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:08, archived)
# oh dear
what's up?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# i'm having reconstructive surgery
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:12, archived)
# crikey!
will you be a Bionic Smash Monkey
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:22, archived)
# i wish!
but as long as they get all my bits working the way they should, i'll be happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:23, archived)
# just make sure they put all the right bits back in the right places
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# where's the fun in that?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:35, archived)
# good point
I'd love a nasal pancreas
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:36, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# o_0
* They have not cured the Fanny-Fart problem yet then?

"GET WELL SOON SMASHY!"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# But nostrils by anus, not so jolly
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# ew, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# What happened between you and this Griffy castamaaaahh?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# we got down to business
strictly business.

Then after the business, the hot mammalian sex
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I see... *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I can't remember
what with all the rohypnol you fed me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# THOSE WERE JUST SNOOZY SWEETIES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# I'm getting mighty miffed
by how he's whoring his imense talent about at the moment

youtu.be/6jEf60miG7Y

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I'm starting to like those ads
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# It's that voice.
He's slowly becoming a replacement for Brian Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 17:00, archived)
# how have they never made another series of this amazing program?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:48, archived)
# is that from Garth Merenghi?
Did you ever watch Snuff Box?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# yeah, garth marenghi
nope, never heard of the snuff box
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Matt Berry and Rich Fulcher
it's nice and dark
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:00, archived)
# rich fulcher is a total brainwrong
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Well worth a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:31, archived)
# How come they didn't make another?
Inside story is that they went over budget and over schedule, because they are all perfectionists. The production / management company that made it owns the rights to it and won't make another and the creative team behind it can't afford to buy them out.

Basically, read your contracts before you sign them.
(metalwarlord, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# you know a lot for a lurker.
What's your game then eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# I ATE IT
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# check out The Shat's album on links
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# this justifies my decision to never reproduce
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:46, archived)
# you can adopt this little fella from as little as £2.99 a month
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:52, archived)
# i'll keep my money, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Your mother sucks cocks in hell!
I love that movie
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Big Foot and The Hendersons?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Don't you mean Big Wang?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:14, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# You'll eat lawn trimmings and like it!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:49, archived)
# haha
It's none of your five a day!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 10 Oct 2011, 16:51, archived)