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# I sold her to /talk but she's running wild
Can you /talkers come over and pick up your order?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:55, archived)
# she came over a couple of weeks ago but I think we bored her.
wow, too boring for a mental troll. TAKE THAT /BOARD.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:56, archived)
# TOO MANY WORDS /TALK MAKE
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Unless you're interested in phones, food, gaysex or MONO!'s bumhole it's not the right place.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# I'm not a big eater.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# then us fatties will have nothing to do with you, NOTHING.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# No you misunderstand
I'm not a big eater but I'm morbidly obese, it's me glands, you see.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)
# do you like talking about food?
97% of all /talk posts involve food.

FACT
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# How many are about MONO!'s bumhole?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# 78%
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
# it's classed as a carbohydrate.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
# she made a lot of drama here and on deviantart
it seems she is a fucking nutter and attention seeker of the highest order.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Not at all.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# really?
you seem to love all the people pandering to you on your DA journals.

if i remember correctly one or two entries went something like, "very mentally unwell (or unstable) now". you have since deleted them, you have a habit of deleting things.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# The deletions happen when the other personality bubbles up
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# There is a reason to delete.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)
# because you got your meds and realized you were gone a little nutty at the time of posting it?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# When I look at past work, I get weird spirit. Restlessness.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)
# That's a yes then
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)
# that was beautiful
*sheds a tear*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I can see that. OR it's someone's comedy account.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Noticeable only natural.
I want to profess freely.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)
# was that a haiku?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# stop using google translate and come back when you have learned english
it's not helping you at all.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)
# well, if it is someones comedy account, they are also running the comedy account on DA (and have been for longer than on b3ta)
fucking dedication
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# christ, so it really is an actual person.
Still, I bet you get a lot of bandwagoning shenanigans out of it.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# at first yeah. but i think a lot of people are getting a bit tired of the cunt now and are just hoping for her to post some hentai cp so she'll get banned
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I'm not surprised, this is just a bit too mental.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# if the original jj ueberflounce theory is correct
then that's easily explained. he set it all up months back, let his japanese alter-ego build up a mild reputation on deviantart and then unleashed it on b3ta
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# yeah, that theory has been with me since the beginning
but i'd imagine to keep it up for so long, and put so much effort into it, one would have to be totally fucking insane. even if it's just for shits and giggles.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
# in all seriousness i quite agree
i suspect jj was more freaked out by this than anyone. but i like peddling the jj ueberflounce, partly because i like typing ueberflounce.

though cr3's now in the crosshairs. it takes months to set this up on deviantart, you say? cr3 hasn't been on b3ta for months! AND no-one's ever seen them in the same room together!

the plot thickens...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Eh?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# He said
真剣で私には非常に同意する
私はJJがこれ以上誰もがびびるした疑い。しかし、私はueberflounceを入力したいこともあって、JJのueberflounceを行商好き。

CR3は十字線で、今だけれども。それがdeviantartでこれを設定するために数ヶ月かかる、あなたが言う? CR3は月間b3taにされていない!とだれもずっと一緒に同じ部屋でそれらを見て!

プロットは厚く...
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# ueberflounce is what? :(
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Asphincter says what?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)
# a top range german cleaning product
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)
#
わかりません
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# that's what SHE said.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:45, archived)
# it's like a flounce, only more so
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# ?????????
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
#
それはそれ以上である、フラウンスのようなものだ
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)
# flounce is food?
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:55, archived)
# yes
the b3tan army is fed on flounceā„¢

ellis18 provided us with a large amount of flounce before you came along, oh great feeder one.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
# m m m m....
*thinking*
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)
# good
now do exactly that before you come onto b3ta
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
#
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)
# or rob
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# not sure about that
i think he's too ginger to be this subtle
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# see this is why
rob hates ginger jokes, he's exacting revenge
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# you know, this might be true
as a ginger myself i find it's better to get the abuse in first - i believe black comedians in america have the same idea - but i could understand it if rob didn't share this viewpoint.
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
# i've been thinking about this and my money's on cr3
no reason except i've never seen them in the same room at the same time
(, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)