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# Internet REAL Life is Beautiful.

Internet is NOT Fake Life.
banjo-on-the-cliff.deviantart.com/art/InternetREALlifeIsBeautiful-263312566
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:35, archived)
# o_0
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:38, archived)
# tl;dr
In other news, shut up.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:38, archived)
# *guilty sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# Internet is not real
zombie rabbit nuns that have sex with hamsters don't exist in the real world.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:42, archived)
# *surprise attack*

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:47, archived)
# How surprising.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:48, archived)
# that's nicely drawn
but it's not a photo of a nazi rabbit person with an eyepatch, so therefore it's not real
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Thank you :)
Kindly heart is Real XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:52, archived)
# is the nazi's name "kindly heart"?
that's quite ironic
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:55, archived)
# It's Fake nazism.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:00, archived)
# like pretend animal rape?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:01, archived)
# I don't show my private.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Then don't put it on a public gallery, Einstein.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:04, archived)
# I got lol

(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:07, archived)
# Make more sense little train.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:09, archived)
# little train XD
I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:10, archived)
# I honestly doubt that you do see
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)
# is this real as well?
I am finding it very hard to believe that you have met people like this in the street.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
# She got lol
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
# O_o

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:36, archived)
# *applauds loudly from wings*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# an image for every occasion!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 12:42, archived)
# What the fuck is fake nazism?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:06, archived)
# It's Anti nazism.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:08, archived)
# Is that like using gas to bring jews back to life?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:09, archived)
# No.
To Help jews.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Using a gas to help jews?
Is this like a gas that helps them carry their shopping home?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Yeah. *nod*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Interesting. Maybe you should draw that and post it here.
On second thoughts, nah.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# SAY NO TO HELPING JEWS
LOL!!!!!!!!

RACIST!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# JEW GAS?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:37, archived)
# What the shuddering FUCK is this shit.
I realise I'm just a /talker and that but what the fuck /board, what the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:52, archived)
# I sold her to /talk but she's running wild
Can you /talkers come over and pick up your order?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:55, archived)
# she came over a couple of weeks ago but I think we bored her.
wow, too boring for a mental troll. TAKE THAT /BOARD.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 7:56, archived)
# TOO MANY WORDS /TALK MAKE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Unless you're interested in phones, food, gaysex or MONO!'s bumhole it's not the right place.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# I'm not a big eater.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# then us fatties will have nothing to do with you, NOTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# No you misunderstand
I'm not a big eater but I'm morbidly obese, it's me glands, you see.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)
# do you like talking about food?
97% of all /talk posts involve food.

FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# How many are about MONO!'s bumhole?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:23, archived)
# 78%
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
# it's classed as a carbohydrate.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
# she made a lot of drama here and on deviantart
it seems she is a fucking nutter and attention seeker of the highest order.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:12, archived)
# Not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:13, archived)
# really?
you seem to love all the people pandering to you on your DA journals.

if i remember correctly one or two entries went something like, "very mentally unwell (or unstable) now". you have since deleted them, you have a habit of deleting things.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# The deletions happen when the other personality bubbles up
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:16, archived)
# There is a reason to delete.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)
# because you got your meds and realized you were gone a little nutty at the time of posting it?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:22, archived)
# When I look at past work, I get weird spirit. Restlessness.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:27, archived)
# That's a yes then
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:29, archived)
# that was beautiful
*sheds a tear*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I can see that. OR it's someone's comedy account.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:14, archived)
# Noticeable only natural.
I want to profess freely.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:17, archived)
# was that a haiku?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# stop using google translate and come back when you have learned english
it's not helping you at all.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:19, archived)
# well, if it is someones comedy account, they are also running the comedy account on DA (and have been for longer than on b3ta)
fucking dedication
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# christ, so it really is an actual person.
Still, I bet you get a lot of bandwagoning shenanigans out of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# at first yeah. but i think a lot of people are getting a bit tired of the cunt now and are just hoping for her to post some hentai cp so she'll get banned
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I'm not surprised, this is just a bit too mental.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# if the original jj ueberflounce theory is correct
then that's easily explained. he set it all up months back, let his japanese alter-ego build up a mild reputation on deviantart and then unleashed it on b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:20, archived)
# yeah, that theory has been with me since the beginning
but i'd imagine to keep it up for so long, and put so much effort into it, one would have to be totally fucking insane. even if it's just for shits and giggles.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:24, archived)
# in all seriousness i quite agree
i suspect jj was more freaked out by this than anyone. but i like peddling the jj ueberflounce, partly because i like typing ueberflounce.

though cr3's now in the crosshairs. it takes months to set this up on deviantart, you say? cr3 hasn't been on b3ta for months! AND no-one's ever seen them in the same room together!

the plot thickens...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# He said
真剣で私には非常に同意する
私はJJがこれ以上誰もがびびるした疑い。しかし、私はueberflounceを入力したいこともあって、JJのueberflounceを行商好き。

CR3は十字線で、今だけれども。それがdeviantartでこれを設定するために数ヶ月かかる、あなたが言う？ CR3は月間b3taにされていない！とだれもずっと一緒に同じ部屋でそれらを見て！

プロットは厚く...
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# ueberflounce is what? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:34, archived)
# Asphincter says what?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:35, archived)
# a top range german cleaning product
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)
#
わかりません
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# that's what SHE said.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:45, archived)
# it's like a flounce, only more so
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# ?????????
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
#
それはそれ以上である、フラウンスのようなものだ
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)
# flounce is food?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:55, archived)
# yes
the b3tan army is fed on flounce™

ellis18 provided us with a large amount of flounce before you came along, oh great feeder one.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:02, archived)
# m m m m....
*thinking*
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)
# good
now do exactly that before you come onto b3ta
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:41, archived)
# or rob
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
# not sure about that
i think he's too ginger to be this subtle
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# see this is why
rob hates ginger jokes, he's exacting revenge
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# you know, this might be true
as a ginger myself i find it's better to get the abuse in first - i believe black comedians in america have the same idea - but i could understand it if rob didn't share this viewpoint.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:41, archived)
# i've been thinking about this and my money's on cr3
no reason except i've never seen them in the same room at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:18, archived)
# And you keep coming back to take another beating...

And no thanks for the bad AIDS. You're very welcome.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:28, archived)
# Heh heh
I have not anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:33, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# GOOD AIDS, BAD AIDS, GET YOUR AIDS HEEEERRRREEE
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:42, archived)
# WE HAVE FRESH AIDS, OLD AIDS, WET AIDS, HARD AIDS,
BIG AIDS, SMALL AIDS, MAD AIDS, SLIGHTLY DEADLIER THAN NORMAL AIDS....
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:46, archived)
# AIDS
Apple
In
Dishes
Salad
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:49, archived)
# You're making jokes about AIDS?
What kind of fucking sicko are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:50, archived)
#
Apple salad? It's yummy!
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:51, archived)
# depends if it's good aids or bad aids
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:39, archived)
# that's totally out of order
you should be ashamed of yourself
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:52, archived)
# It's not a problem. We could give you the bad AIDS and still have it ourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:40, archived)
# You're thinking WAY too deeply into this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:31, archived)
# I'll tell you what though, this is the best morning thread in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Agreed. I just wish I didn't have to get ready in half an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# i've got to go now :(
then over an hour in seminars before i can get on with the amazing joy of a job application

/b3ta is my personal blog
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:39, archived)
# Aww :( I'll be out till about 4 or 5 this afternoon, trying to finish a project I hate.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:47, archived)
# best get your wank in now then
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Already ha- I mean uhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:49, archived)
# to this thread i mean
otherwise it sounded a bit gay and creepy

just sayin'/small
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Oh umm.. shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:27, archived)
# wut the fuck
the internet isn't real, you are all my dream and when I wake up I will have a wank then go for a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# You wank before you poo?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:38, archived)
# I recommend doing them both at the same time
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:43, archived)
# I might just try that
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:48, archived)
# A self-blumpkin?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:58, archived)
# There was a forum thread about that somewhere...
here
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:28, archived)
# pwank vs poank
no matter who wins, it's messy

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# against against
always your comment
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:44, archived)
# you understand?
Somebody should tell us, right at the start of our lives, that we are dying. Then we might live life to the limit, every minute of every day. Do it! I say. Whatever you want to do, do it now!
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:49, archived)
# If internet life is not real,
Web money is FAKE XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:53, archived)
# captain he is again all time touching my ass
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(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:06, archived)
# Gay?
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:08, archived)
# what is gay?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:14, archived)
# I heard that way somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:19, archived)
# very good
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:24, archived)
# XD
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:25, archived)
# It's all just a ride. A REALLY long ride.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:01, archived)
#
Wibble.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 8:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 9:23, archived)
# THISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:22, archived)
# hahahaha


I might have to pop out and get a bottle of Blue Nun after this.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:42, archived)
# Hello:D
(I helped save b3ta! Death is the Eternal I have not my ally, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
#
troll?
(Ning Has taken out flounce insurance., Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Draw Freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 10:54, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:06, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Bigger than Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Oct 2011, 14:10, archived)