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# Great, that's another one for my series 'Uses of swans' necks'
1) Wiping your bottom on
2) Wrapping presents

Soom I'll have enough to write a book
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# don't publish it for puffin
they're swan sympathisers, probably
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I'd get it proof read before you send it off though love!
/patronisation
(, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)