shellfish, innit?depends if you feel you should follow the dietary restrictions in leviticus. if you don't, all power to you, but i don't see christ ever saying, 'yay, you shall eat pork and scampi, my son'.
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boris the spider,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:28,
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Maybe he was saying "People should not be selfish!" but in a Sean Connery accent!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:30,
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If there were an update toLeviticus (which it sorely needs), I would advocate a ban on Pot Noodles - they ming.
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splorp ®,
Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:32,
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They're probably also the cause of a lot of malnutrition in this worldThe New Testament also needs to remove the ban on wearing clothes made from two types of thread. That's really tough in this day and age. It should be replaced with a ban on, I dunno, cravattes.
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Mon 17 Oct 2011, 14:35,
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